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TheBlairZip
June 14, 2002 1:26 PM

Father's Day is upon us. It is a time to celebrate the man who helped raise us and instill within us those good old-fashioned virtues. The man who imparted his wisdom on life, love, and responsibility to us again and again. The giving and caring male figure who.....wait a minute...

My father was a huge jackass who beat me and left me and my mother without paying us any child support. So FUCK HIM! FUCK HIM RIGHT IN THE EAR!!!

And that's what I want you to do, strippers! I want you to show me your best candidates for the Worst Father of the Year Award! Judging shall take place Monday night at 11pm SCT. Anything goes, so get to it...AND THEN GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND MOW THE LAWN!!!

Sorry...I missed therapy...again...

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NeoVid June 14, 2002 2:43 PM	71519
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ObiJo June 14, 2002 4:20 PM	71564 I disqualify myself from this contest. Too busy with gabe's mom.
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ObiJo June 14, 2002 4:35 PM	71574
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dcomposed June 14, 2002 5:50 PM	71597
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Drexle June 14, 2002 6:28 PM	I never thought I'd say this, but... Goddamn, that was funny dcomposed!
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dcomposed June 14, 2002 6:43 PM	thank you, Drexle. I did a print screen of that and it is now my screensaver.
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Namgubed June 14, 2002 9:38 PM	Borrowed AND recycled! Beat THAT! 61998
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JrnymnNate June 14, 2002 10:19 PM	Excellent strip Namgubed. Perhaps this is accepted elsewhere but as far as I know it's really really gay. 71746 71749 71753
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Bazilla June 14, 2002 10:40 PM	71762 I was going to do another one, but it seems dcomposed beat me to it,so now it's rather pointless.
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dcomposed June 14, 2002 11:15 PM	71775
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dcomposed June 14, 2002 11:19 PM	71776
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dcomposed June 14, 2002 11:24 PM	71777
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Bazilla June 14, 2002 11:25 PM	OK, who's learnt dcomposed's password?
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dcomposed June 14, 2002 11:27 PM	71780
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dcomposed June 14, 2002 11:28 PM	quote: OK, who's learnt dcomposed's password? I admit it, I'm really deisel.
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Drexle June 14, 2002 11:36 PM	I feel faint... dcomposed is on a roll tonight, folks!
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dcomposed June 14, 2002 11:40 PM	there getting worse. 71782
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Drexle June 14, 2002 11:44 PM	Whew! Okay, we're back to a normal level of suckitude. All systems are operating at normal capacity once again.
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TheElPaso June 14, 2002 11:47 PM	71783
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dcomposed June 14, 2002 11:51 PM	quote: Whew! Okay, we're back to a normal level of suckitude. All systems are operating at normal capacity once again. I knew it was shit befor I posted it. I alredy used up a whole year worth of funny today. and evn then my comics still sucked.
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lara7 June 15, 2002 12:22 AM	71790 Not only is this a true story, this pretty much happened every week for 7-10 years. Dad didn't really know any better; he wasn't being a jerk- he sincerely thought he'd never told me this joke. This is what you all can look forward to when your parents start to lose it. Not that I'm bitter, of course...
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rickward June 15, 2002 10:17 AM	71855 I am n00b, hear me roar. rrrrowwrr
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ObiJo June 15, 2002 12:15 PM	71879
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BigEvilDan June 15, 2002 12:37 PM	71881 71883
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kaufman June 15, 2002 2:44 PM	71903
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kaufman June 15, 2002 3:01 PM	71910
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DexX June 16, 2002 12:00 AM	I realised today that I have made about three comics in the past month. Apologies if the following are crap - I felt obliged to make a bunch. 720797208372094
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Drexle June 16, 2002 6:37 AM	quote: 72094 This is bad?
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BigEvilDan June 16, 2002 1:51 PM	72252 72259
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Ranma_X. June 16, 2002 4:55 PM	Really can't think of anything so, I'm going really oldschool. This is from my archives and as the title suggests, it's pretty vintage Stripcreator. 22099 Bring back memories, NeoVid?
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kaufman June 16, 2002 6:48 PM	72354
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm June 17, 2002 8:28 AM	72504
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Namgubed June 17, 2002 12:08 PM	72520
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boorite June 17, 2002 1:39 PM	Nate: Did you get one of your non-homeschooled friends to help you with those comics? Because they're good. In fact, most of these are really good.
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Scyess June 17, 2002 1:41 PM	Wow... the competition is stiff in this one. 72527
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ObiJo June 17, 2002 2:37 PM	72543 72545
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boorite June 17, 2002 3:20 PM	Seven deadly sins, seven hideous comics. 72531 72535 72541 72546 72549 72550 72554
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JrnymnNate
June 17, 2002 3:34 PM

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Nate: Did you get one of your non-homeschooled friends to help you with those comics? Because they're good.

In fact, most of these are really good.

I get no inspiration in this dark and miserable world. Joft doesn't visit the site at all anymore and I havn't shown them to anyone really.

I suppose my funnybone is growing a bit... thanks for the compliments, it's been so hard to make a comic lately.

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NeoVid June 17, 2002 3:35 PM	quote: Really can't think of anything so, I'm going really oldschool. This is from my archives and as the title suggests, it's pretty vintage Stripcreator. 22099 Bring back memories, NeoVid? Sadly, yes. Looks like I haven't removed enough of my brain yet.
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JrnymnNate June 17, 2002 3:56 PM	Abusive, weird parents are everywhere... but how come the ones going through their midlife crises don't have kids? 72558 72559 72563
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ObiJo
June 17, 2002 4:05 PM

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Sadly, yes. Looks like I haven't removed enough of my brain yet.

I had a dream last night that (human-looking) aliens abducted a 12-year-old me and my friends and were giving us frontal-lobe labotomies that created a switch in the back of our heads that could either be clicked to "I love daddy", which was alien control, or "I want pizza" which was non-alien control. Luckily though (since bullets didn't hurt them!) I realized their weakness was cold so we froze water and threw it on them and then ran out of their Home Depot base through a hidden door that took me into a woman's calesthenics class. Unfortunately, they were all aliens as well. But, they were specially bred aliens who had never seen a man, so they assumed I was their God and let me escape.

Is that normal?

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DMSO June 17, 2002 7:11 PM	Yes. As for my entry... 72621
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TheBlairZip
June 17, 2002 8:18 PM

I'd like to say that judging this contest was fairly simple....I'd like to say that...

Very good entries from all, but to narrow the field, here are the Honorable Mentions:

dcomposed - 71777
TheElPaso - 71783
lara7 - 71790 (You had me at Sisyphus)
DexX - 72094
Big Evil Dan - 72259
kaufman - 72354
ObiJo - 72545
boorite - 72554
JrnymnNate - 71746

But the Finalists were:
Big Evil Dan - 71881
DexX - 72083
kaufman - 71910
Namgubed - 72520
boorite - 72550

After long deliberation, I decided that even though DexX has the funniest (to me, at least) with 72083, the award should go to the Worst Father of the Year...

Big Evil Dan - 71881

Congrats, Dan!

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JrnymnNate June 17, 2002 8:23 PM	This was the best contest ever.
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DexX June 17, 2002 8:52 PM	Nah, the no-title-and-less-then-fifteen-words contest was the best ever, but this was a damned good one. Thanks for the honorable mentions - I really didn't think much of those strips. DCCVCT and all that... Roll on Dan! :)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm June 17, 2002 9:18 PM	good contest worthy winner disappointed i didnt get an honorable mention
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ObiJo June 18, 2002 12:10 AM	quote: Yes. You're one a them lobotomizing aliens, ain't ya?
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boorite
June 18, 2002 7:32 AM

As far as I'm concerned, it was the best contest ever. I'm framing Dan's strip. OK, I'm framing it in my imagination. And there were so many good ones that I've been sitting here shaking a stick at them for fifteen minutes and still have a ways to go. Even Nate, who is due for a serious ass whooping, acquitted himself admirably. And ObiJo, that fat bastard.

("Fat" means "cool" in today's "lingo." And "bastard" means "illegitimate son.")

Something's in the water. It can't last.

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TheBlairZip June 18, 2002 7:39 AM	Best Use of Running Gag Award: KKP - 72504 Thanks, guys! I'm glad everyone enjoyed this contest!
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