Hello there. I'm Xenotarsosaurus, and I'm trying to establish a small fan base for my comics. I'm in the middle of a little story called "Machines of God", my pretentious, crappy little magnus opum. If any of you actually do read what I've vomited up, please ignore all of the little foibles, i.e. the misspelling of "comrade", ect. Thank you for your time. I dunno if this link will work...but here goes... Also, for those of you who aren't into my asinine brand of comedy, don't waste your time with complaints like "DoOd, U r So StOoPiD!". Only legitimate complainers need reply.

Err...Magnum opus. It's been a long day, ladies and gents...that's the sort of crap I'm hoping you'll ignore...

It had its moments...

Thank you. See anything that needs changing? (Or, rather, anything that needs changing that I can actually do something about?)

Your name would be a good start. You seem to have stolen a life time supply of syllabyles.

Well, I pride myself in my vocabulary, and even *I* was having a hard time in a couple of cases. When I have to think to get a joke, I usually only laugh if the joke was subtly hidden within the text, not because I had to strain myself to remember obscure vocabulary.

Proabably the funniest moment of the series was when Rich A. Texan described himself, and the robot screamed "Squee! It's a monster!"

(Oh yeah, and it was an Albatross that the sailor shot, not a gull. j00 aRe St00pid!)

Albatross! Silly me. Actually, the "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" reference was my second choice...I couldn't remember the name of the mythological character who spent eternity in Tartarus neck deep in water but unable to drink it.
*Note to self...subtly hidden messages funny (I can't help but wonder if I'm clever enough for good hidden messages...I'll have to try that)*
Oh, and my name is the genera name of a ceratosaurian dinosaur, a nomen dubia known only from ankle parts (hence, Xenotarsosaurus..."Weird tarsus lizard"). Or, you could just call me Jeff (not the same one from the first comic).
Thanks for the input, guys!