Ladies and Gentlemen.

It came to my attention that , as one of the few non-drinkers on this website , that i was perhaps missing out on something in my life , namely alcohol , getting drunk , and forgetting what i did the night before.

So , if you were an Ad-person , and had the job of "selling" the product to me , how would you go about it.

What are the positives of alcohol. Comic strips showing these benefits would be most welcome , as i feel thats how most people here best express their ideas.

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Uptight? Can't concentrate? Need to relax?
Loosen up those inhibitions a little!
Try some Jack Beam - The Winner over
the Jack Daniels vss. Jim Beam dilemna!
Nothing will ever bother you again, guaranteed!

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"What Part of Lesbia are you from"

That is comic genius. Im going to use that on every lesbian i know from now on.

Yeah, there's a bunch of People from Lebanon here, and we always call them lesbians.
One named Wejdin called my friend chris a diving board.

Drinking leads to memorable conversations such as this one, which I wasn't a part of, but did witness:

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Who won the Lebanese beuty contest?

Nobody.

I don't drink to get drunk. I drink because if I don't, I start shaking and seeing things.

Oh, and dcomposed: Fuck you.

I can't join in any debate about alchohol because I don't know where I stand with it. I both love and hate the stuff, and drink regularly. There isn't much in this world better than being drunk and amongst friends. But at the same time there isn't much in this world worse than waking up and trying to remember something you drunkenly said or did the night before, and having to work it out from the looks you get from even your closest friends.