It took real balls to return home after the disaster...

-Despite the blaze, Theo was able to keep the family jewels safe.

-Moments after the picture was taken Mr Ramone was attacked by rabid squirrels, no one knows why.

-The victim was fine except for a disturbing lack of hair on his protruding testicle.

Rocky Mountain News? Looks more like Rocky Mountain Oyster.

The fire struck so quickly, this man couldn't even pack his bag.

We'll the fires were hot.

his rocks and mountain are in the news.

In the ashes, Down but not out. In the pants, out but not down.

Look at that scar, just below his knee.

I would just like to say one word. Chaffing. When packing the essentials to survive, I put underwear pretty high on that list.

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I would just like to say one word. Chaffing. When packing the essentials to survive, I put underwear pretty high on that list.

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I would have also, just two weeks ago. Then I discovered the magic of not wearing underwear. Perhaps it's that I'm nearing age 40.

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I think fuzzyman already covered that, more or less.

Scroll down to the item marked "Left Hanging"

Leave it to Kathy Lee to uncover the truth.

Man Saves Tiny Bald Mouse From Fire (and cat) By Stuffing Down Shorts

Seriously, I've known his type. Hardly modest, certainly not embarrassed by this. He'd probably sit on your front lawn and drink a six-pack in nothing but his Timberlands and wave his dick at passing traffic. He probably showed that picture to his own mother. "Look, my nutsack made the front page!"