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sub_m7
July 9, 2002 11:05 AM

i am programming a (ideally) human-like chat bot at the moment. i will finish the coding in 2-3 weeks. if you want to participate in the design or ímplementation process or simply download the finished programm, please e-mail me at sub_m7@yahoo.com

so long, sub_m7

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ladyjdotnet
July 9, 2002 4:00 PM

Only if you promise that the project will be chock full o' spelling errors and will be used to spam people to get them to come to your site!

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boorite
July 10, 2002 9:00 AM

Yes, annoying the fuck out of people takes so much labor. If only we could automate it.

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KajunFirefly
July 10, 2002 12:05 PM

quote:
so long, sub_m7
You took the words right out of my mouth.

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skateborder
July 10, 2002 1:40 PM

i playd this 1 game were u got to be a rowbot

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boorite
July 10, 2002 3:52 PM

Skateborder is my new girlfriend.

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skateborder
July 10, 2002 4:16 PM

i am not a girl i am aguy

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KajunFirefly
July 10, 2002 4:18 PM

Shit, Boorite, I don't know how to say this, but the other night I got your girlfriend drunk and I nobbed her.

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kaufman
July 10, 2002 4:23 PM

quote:
i playd this 1 game were u got to be a rowbot
That must be really fun, having eight guys and their big cox stroking as hard as they can and you getting all wet underneath.

There's another game where you get to be a rubber raft. You might like that one too.

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skateborder
July 10, 2002 4:27 PM

no it was on my nintindo and it was funnnnnnn i like got to blow up stuf

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KajunFirefly
July 10, 2002 4:38 PM

You can blow up my kilt if you want.

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sub_m7
July 11, 2002 6:29 AM

thank you for your extremely useful comments...

anyway, if you are really interested in the project and / or want to participate or simply download it, go to www.realaitechnologies.soft-ware.de

i am NOT from germany or anything, i just got that URL for free ...

hope you are all doing OK,
c ya sub_m7

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boorite
July 11, 2002 6:46 AM

quote:
i am not a girl i am aguy
You'll be a girl if I tell you to. Now do my laundry, bitch, or I'll trade you to Gabe for a carton of smokes.

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boorite
July 11, 2002 6:47 AM

quote:
Shit, Boorite, I don't know how to say this, but the other night I got your girlfriend drunk and I nobbed her.
You nobbed skateborder?

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gabe_billings
July 11, 2002 8:18 AM

quote:
quote:
i am not a girl i am aguy
You'll be a girl if I tell you to. Now do my laundry, bitch, or I'll trade you to Gabe for a carton of smokes.

Shit no. I thought that was a sweet deal when I bought wirthling and now I can't get rid of him.

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boorite
July 11, 2002 11:25 AM

quote:
quote:
You'll be a girl if I tell you to. Now do my laundry, bitch, or I'll trade you to Gabe for a carton of smokes.

Shit no. I thought that was a sweet deal when I bought wirthling and now I can't get rid of him.

You just don't know how to handle a bitch like Wirthling. He wants the rough stuff.

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sub_m7
July 24, 2002 2:12 AM

once again...

the point of the original is not really represented in the last posts...

HOWEVER ;

since this thread is about a chat bot anyway, i'll let you get away with it...

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User #16352
July 24, 2002 4:58 AM

Who farted?

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boorite
July 26, 2002 9:37 AM

quote:
since this thread is about a chat bot anyway, i'll let you get away with it...


Let who what?

LET who WHAT?

You're going to LET someone get away with something?

Oh, your lipstick will stain the toilet seat tonight, little girl.

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sub_m7
August 6, 2002 2:57 AM

too rite, boorite -

tonight ?

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boorite
August 6, 2002 7:52 AM

Sorry, I'm all talk.

Maybe tomorrow night, though.

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gabe_billings
August 6, 2002 8:11 AM

He never comes through on his threats. He's all talk. Except for that time he shot my grandma...

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ladyjdotnet
August 6, 2002 2:31 PM

Psssst... make sure that no one tells sub_m7 that boorite's a just an AI process.

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boorite
August 6, 2002 3:04 PM

Back on KPAX, we ....

...wait, are we named after a feminine hygiene product?

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gabe_billings
August 6, 2002 3:25 PM

quote:
Back on KPAX, we ....

...wait, are we named after a feminine hygiene product?



This thread is not about feminine hygiene products. But since you're a douchebag, I'll let you get away with it.

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boorite
August 7, 2002 7:48 AM

I think KPAX is the one with extra-absorbent butterfly wings or something.

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sub_m7
August 11, 2002 6:59 AM

-- I think KPAX is the one with extra-absorbent --
-- butterfly wings or something. --

me too

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User #16352
August 11, 2002 11:21 AM

I said......Who farted?

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sub_m7
September 12, 2002 3:49 PM

i just thought i'd reactivate this old thread because i think the topic is rather interesting.

eg. you could expand the ai-routine from the chat bot, include it in some kind of robot and create a
real-life TOBOR ...

besides, i am going to start the coding tomorrow, using the O.I.D.A. programming language, which i
wrote (which is pathetic and nerdy, I KNOW, [insert -name of the stripcreator user who always tries to piss me of, but about whom i don't give a fuck, so i can't remember his name - here]

if you want to get a free copy of the O.I.D.A. - programm, e-mail me at sub_m7@yahoo.com

blow bong, sub_m7

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DexX
September 12, 2002 10:59 PM

Hey, sub... every considered migrating to a country with no internet access?

Just asking...

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sub_m7
September 13, 2002 3:39 AM

is that s'ppseed that ya du nod wana me to posting mor stuf, dx ?

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User #16352
September 13, 2002 4:18 PM

WHOOOOO FAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTEEEEDDDDD????????????

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BeNN_MaKK
September 17, 2002 11:06 AM

POSt everything you want every the day SUB!!!

Austrian brothers together!!!!

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