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ploenk
May 1, 2001 3:17 AM

1. why oh why do you need another password for the forums than for creating the comics?
2. any dutch people around here?

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Scyess
May 1, 2001 8:44 AM

quote:
1. why oh why do you need another password for the forums than for creating the comics?
Because of the Dutch.
quote:
2. any dutch people around here?
No.

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ploenk
May 1, 2001 10:15 AM

scyess.. a real humorist..... [img src="http://www.cytag.nl/ubb/rolleyes.gif"] [img src="http://www.cytag.nl/ubb/tongue.gif"]

descolada99b, why this name????? [img src="http://www.cytag.nl/ubb/eek.gif"]

if the smilies are working, i have to say, i stole them from another forum, notty huh.

and now i still haven't got an answer on the first question...

very handy, the preview, now i can see that the smilies dont work.
well, i don't edit them, so you can find them yourself.

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DexX
May 1, 2001 10:33 AM

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and now i still haven't got an answer on the first question...
You see it's all got to do with the library. It seems that some boys have been taking out library books without library cards. Your son was caught taking a book, and I administered a beating, during which he died. Now, the library card system...

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ObiJo
May 1, 2001 10:48 AM

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Welcome ploenk. We've got Americans and an Aussie around here. Never any Dutch though.
If anybody's up for Piggly Wiggly, I'll go dutch.

Anyone ever notice that when someone new logs on, we break out every trick but the squirting flower and whoopie cushion? Like a family reunion of the Marx family, gotta love it. (Groucho, not Karl.)

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wirthling
May 1, 2001 12:08 PM

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Scyess
May 1, 2001 2:05 PM

A humorist? Sir, I resent being called something as base as a "humorist." You can call me a stripper.

And to (really) answer your first question, it probably has something to do with the fact that the guy who apparently runs this (Johnny) ran out of money to build to site, but had no end to his supply of lethargy. If you make enough complai-- er, observations about the site, you will eventually get a schpiel about how much effort it takes to update things and that he doesn't want to do it. 8)

But the password/name thing isn't nearly as messed up as the scoring system.

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BigEvilDan
May 1, 2001 3:27 PM

*gives Scryess' post a score of negative pi, with 3 blue demerit points.*

What do you mean, the scoring is complicated?

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DexX
May 2, 2001 1:50 AM

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*gives Scryess' post a score of negative pi, with 3 blue demerit points.*
I think you are being somewhat generous with the three blue demerits. I gave it eleven and a half lambent orange with spiritual cheese demarcation symbols. I know it's harsh, but he asked for it.

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ploenk
May 2, 2001 11:19 AM

quote:
scyess.. a real humorist.....

descolada99b, why this name?????



ok, well, i had to try it again...

in the meanwhile there's already responded, but what the heck.

and ehm, thanks for the answers as far as you could answer them ofcourse.

but i have to say, some things you all say i just don't understand. i don't know if that has anything to do with me not being american, but ehm squirting flower and whoopie cushion (?)

and do i see it right that i was called sir??

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MatthewEastaugh
May 2, 2001 11:47 AM

I know someone who is Dutch. Two people actually. And I'm English. That's almost as bad.

Okay, yes, being English is my gimmick. But at least it's better than donkey fancying, eh?

Hi Wirthling, how are ya boyo?

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wirthling
May 2, 2001 12:12 PM

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But at least it's better than donkey fancying, eh?

Hi Wirthling, how are ya boyo?



Tally ho!

I'm now being disparaged from two continents. My mom would be so proud...

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ObiJo
May 2, 2001 1:27 PM

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but i have to say, some things you all say i just don't understand. i don't know if that has anything to do with me not being american, but ehm squirting flower and whoopie cushion (?)
Squirting flower and whoopie cushion, this is the traditional American greeting. It is a pleasantry and should be replied to by saying, "Old cheddar and eye gouges." However, since you didn't reply in the preordained 12 hours from post, we must now fight a duel to the pain in which one us beats the other with a mint toothpick till he gives. Go...

Actually, squirting flowers and whoopie cushions are novelty gags used for practical jokes. The squirting flower you attach to your lapel and when someone goes to sniff it, you pump the water out and give them a nice shower. Whoopie cushions are the devil's tool, and I'd rather not offend your gentle sensitivities by elaborating on their egregious function.

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MatthewEastaugh
May 2, 2001 2:00 PM

Tally ho?

Tally BLEEDING ho?

What do think I am, some kind of mustached World War 1 fighter pilot? Hmm? Do ya rea... hang on. Mustaches. Pilots. It's all becoming clear now...

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wirthling
May 2, 2001 2:13 PM

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Tally ho?

Tally BLEEDING ho?



Frightfully sorry, dear chap.

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Scyess
May 2, 2001 5:41 PM

...none of which changes the fact that my post got eleven and a half lambent orange demerits with spiritual cheese demarcation symbols.

The good news is that dejection may have finally given me what it takes to finally commit suicide! Hurray for motivation.

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ploenk
May 3, 2001 3:12 AM

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we must now fight a duel to the pain in which one us beats the other with a mint toothpick till he gives. Go...
i think i won!
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The squirting flower you attach to your lapel and when someone goes to sniff it, you pump the water out and give them a nice shower.
like some sort of mr bean joke, bleegh :-)
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Whoopie cushions are the devil's tool, and I'd rather not offend your gentle sensitivities by elaborating on their egregious function.
haha
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I know someone who is Dutch. Two people actually. And I'm English. That's almost as bad
but it's easier to understand everything what is said here.. i find it more diffucult to understand everything than i thought.

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DexX
May 3, 2001 7:22 AM

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I'm now being disparaged from two continents. My mom would be so proud...
Three, actually... you must have missed my entry in the current competition.

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bunnerabb
May 3, 2001 9:18 AM

Ass-wiggling monkeys? Animated gifs? We've all gone to hell. Shame on you.

*giggle*

bunner

BTW, wirthling: Asia and Africa have both sent emails and have phoned repeatedly. You are now globally considered to be a smirky, pony-fucking, weasle bastard. Pop the champagne, man!

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wirthling
May 3, 2001 10:19 AM

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BTW, wirthling: Asia and Africa have both sent emails and have phoned repeatedly. You are now globally considered to be a smirky, pony-fucking, weasle bastard. Pop the champagne, man!

I'd like to thank the Academy...

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wirthling
May 3, 2001 12:05 PM

It looks like I'm the definite front-runner for the Nobel Prize for Suckiness this year...

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