Blatant attention whoring *grins*

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/benny/

You need to work on your haikus. The first line has four syllables too many, and the second one too few.

Try:

To get attention
A budding newbie scripter
Must insult veterans.

Doesn't the feng shui smell nicer already?

I was just wondering why the two guys felt they had to spend all their time hanging around a graveyard.

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Incidentally, Dr K, I make your last line as having 6 syllables, unless you pronounce "veterans" as "vet-rans".

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Incidentally, Dr K, I make your last line as having 6 syllables, unless you pronounce "veterans" as "vet-rans".

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Well shucks... shame it wasn't s'posed to be a haiku, but that would've been funnier. I'm not worthy *Bows down*. How about...

Insulting old faves
Is the ticket to stardom
In this goddamn place?

See, I'm no poet, so I stick to my strengths. Namely keeping two guys in a graveyard for days on end to resurect dead chicks and have sex with them :)

/benny/

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Aaaaw... you're killing me, guys! *Wipes away a tear*

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You're using all my jokes... *Wipes off at least three more and grumbles* :Þ

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(Necessary disclaimer: The opinions of the characters are not necessarily the opinions of the author. Benny doesn't fuck dead chicks. Honest.)

/benny/

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/benny/

kaufman doesn't suck.

Kaufman is one of the great Gawds of Stripcreator.

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^_^

/benny/

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kaufman doesn't suck.

Kaufman is one of the great Gawds of Stripcreator.

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Damn. I could've been Kaufman.

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*Flogs dead horse*

Last one, I promise >:D

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I shoehorn in puns naming all 206 bones in the human body.

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