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triplekungfu
July 31, 2002 9:53 AM

yes, that's right, your mother
now look at my damn comic

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Note: first person to point out the typo gets a boot to the face, absolutely FREE

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Mr_Jass
July 31, 2002 10:00 AM

You said "you" where you meant "your" in the first panel.

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triplekungfu
July 31, 2002 10:14 AM

Congratulations Mr_Jass, your boot to the face is on it's way. For those of you that missed out, don't worry, for just $129.99 (+ P&H) you too can recieve your very own boot to the face. Or you can lick my engorged testicles; either way.

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boorite
July 31, 2002 10:23 AM

Why would your testicles be engorged? Isn't it supposed to be your penis? Ewwwww.

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Mr_Jass
July 31, 2002 10:26 AM

quote:
Congratulations Mr_Jass, your boot to the face is on it's way. For those of you that missed out, don't worry, for just $129.99 (+ P&H) you too can recieve your very own boot to the face. Or you can lick my engorged testicles; either way.

That's okay, I'll pretend to not be the person on the package and mark it "Return to sender", then you'll get it back and open it like that terrorist guy who killed himself.

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Bazilla
July 31, 2002 12:07 PM

If you had gay sex with my mother, mother implying female, we can only assume that your are female, nice to have a new lady, by god it's been a while.

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WiLzzt
July 31, 2002 12:39 PM

Well, Bazilla, the very least you can assume is that the kung fu master in question, undoubtedly male, is missing the parts rendering him capable or performing the normal sez act. Whatever that means.

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triplekungfu
August 1, 2002 1:16 AM

Soon a day will come when I rule over you all!

Bazilla: last time I checked, females didn\\\'t have engorged testicles ;)

What the hell is wrong with this goddamned computer machine, every time i type didn\\\'t, it comes out didn\\\'t. See, it did it again, twice in fact!

isn\\\'t
aren\\\'t

Aaargh, what the bloody hell!?!!

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kramer_vs_kramer
August 1, 2002 1:35 AM

It is because your computer hates you.

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Shadow_Artist
August 1, 2002 1:53 AM

quote:
Soon a day will come when I rule over you all!

Bazilla: last time I checked, females didn\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t have engorged testicles ;)



Females let you check that kind of thing?

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triplekungfu
August 4, 2002 1:22 AM

everybody hates me
not voluntarily

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WiLzzt
August 4, 2002 8:29 AM

quote:
quote:
Soon a day will come when I rule over you all!

Bazilla: last time I checked, females didn\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t have engorged testicles ;)



Females let you check that kind of thing?
Well, the females inside those funny magazines do. They're quite supportive of his every whim.

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Zegota
August 5, 2002 7:24 AM

If you have engorged testicles that probably means you have testicular cancer

Have a nice day

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kramer_vs_kramer
August 5, 2002 7:26 AM

Maybe it's just some sort of glandular problem.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
August 5, 2002 11:07 AM

quote:
everybody hates me
not voluntarily

I didnt take much persuading.

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triplekungfu
August 12, 2002 4:29 AM

i have (magic) ninja testicles!

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