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boorite
July 31, 2002 12:43 PM

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KajunFirefly
July 31, 2002 12:53 PM

Fucking excellent series guys, the last panel is quite possibly my favourite, great punchline!

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DexX
July 31, 2002 8:54 PM

Brilliant. Still laughing.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
August 1, 2002 3:52 AM

Bizarre. Yet Amusing. Like seeing a pile of chopped off penises and being drawn strangely towards them, despite the voice in your head saying \"Theres a machine down there that chops off your dick\".

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kramer_vs_kramer
August 1, 2002 3:58 AM

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KajunFirefly
August 1, 2002 10:30 AM

Kramer, you cunt, that's worse than the motorcycle accident guy from rotten.com

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
August 1, 2002 2:44 PM

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Kramer, you cunt, that's worse than the motorcycle accident guy from rotten.com

Darius will take over from Gareth the Spastic at number 1 this week.

WONT THAT BE FUN!

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KajunFirefly
August 1, 2002 5:06 PM

I'm going to rent a channel on Sky Digital and just display a test picture of my face 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Soon the public will learn to love me, even though they have no idea who I am and I have no talent whatsoever. I'll be on the front of magazines, on daytime TV, I might even get a spot in the Sainsbury's adverts with Jamie Oliver.

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andydougan
August 1, 2002 7:24 PM

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I might even get a spot in the Sainsbury's adverts with Jamie Oliver.

Great. As if those ads didn't induce enough homicidal fury already.

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kramer_vs_kramer
August 2, 2002 2:02 AM

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I'm going to rent a channel on Sky Digital and just display a test picture of my face 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Soon the public will learn to love me, even though they have no idea who I am and I have no talent whatsoever.

Someone's already done that. On Sky Digital there's a channel called "Vibe TV" which exists purely to plug the album of some crappy singer woman called Angelle. It turns out her boyfriend is seriously loaded and bought her the channel. Her single is out this week. Fingers crossed it gets to number 87 or something.

And I have no problem with Darius. He could have taken the easy option, and accepted Simon Cowell's offer of a record contract singing crappy covers in a Will/Gareth stylee. But instead he turned it down so he could get his own deal writing his own material. Fair play to him.

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KajunFirefly
August 2, 2002 10:27 AM

But he's a dick.

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ObiJo
August 2, 2002 12:57 PM

Get the spray, boo. We got Scottish.

I mean, thank you all for your compliments on the sereis, which I can only assume are written is some kind of Scottish armpit-fart code.

Truth is, boorite deserves credit for that series. I'm not concentrating too well lately and missed some beautifully lobbed setups he made, be he still found a way to make it funny.

So funny, I'm starting to wonder if he sold his soul to satan1-2. (I WILL make that phrase a household word, just give me time.)

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
August 2, 2002 2:29 PM

I actually have no problem with Darius going to #1 , and i hope his album continues to piss all over those other Pop Idol wankers , particularly the annoying black 16yr old who seems to have disappeared from sight since she got knocked out.

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KajunFirefly
August 2, 2002 5:06 PM

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particularly the annoying black 16yr old who seems to have disappeared from sight since she got knocked out.
He's the one we should give some respect to, a loser who actually fucked off after the contest. Well done, it's just a game show at the end of the day, I fail to see why the losers are famous.


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