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Boxtop11
August 1, 2002 12:25 AM

I\\\'m new, and...uh...here\\\'s my pointless comix. ENJOY

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itsclark
August 1, 2002 5:25 PM

These comics are a riot. Somebody turn a fire-hose on them!

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Boxtop11
August 3, 2002 7:16 AM

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This one's kinda stupid. I came up with this idea while eatting lunch or something.

PS: I'll take any other people's ideas, too. SO GIMME YOUR IDEAS NOW

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User #16352
August 3, 2002 7:50 AM

Here is an idea........BE FUNNY! HISSSS!!!!!!

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dcomposed
August 5, 2002 1:16 AM

I've got an idea.

try to include a punchline somewhere in your comics, at the end maybe. It may sound absurd but it really does help.
some kind of joke at least.

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Shadow_Artist
August 5, 2002 5:25 AM

Not so much an idea, rather free advise.

Spelling 'comics' with an 'x' is neither cool nor funny. It simply makes you look like an illiterate baboon. Which, despite the amusing multi-coloured anus, is not good. Not good at all.

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PhreakyChinchilla
August 5, 2002 6:59 AM

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Not so much an idea, rather free advise.

Spelling 'comics' with an 'x' is neither cool nor funny. It simply makes you look like an illiterate baboon. Which, despite the amusing multi-coloured anus, is not good. Not good at all.


Did someone say multi-colored anus?

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kramer_vs_kramer
August 5, 2002 7:25 AM

ANUS

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Shadow_Artist
August 5, 2002 8:42 AM

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ANUS

Amen brother!

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
August 5, 2002 11:11 AM

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ANUS

Preaching to the converted here Bro.

Can we call him a "Cocksucking Wiener_Whacker" now?

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Slayer_X5
August 5, 2002 10:59 PM

I hate l337, but I can tolerate it. BUT IT BELONGS NOT IN A COMIC! NO
NO
NO
NO!!!

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Shadow_Artist
August 6, 2002 1:53 AM

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Can we call him a "Cocksucking Wiener_Whacker" now?

I don't see any problem with this. I might even go so far as to endorse such an action.

quote:
I hate l337, but I can tolerate it. BUT IT BELONGS NOT IN A COMIC! NO
NO
NO
NO!!!

Can someone please teach me the fine art of speaking like a gargling donkey. I feel that's the only way I will ever understand what this means...

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Boxtop11
August 6, 2002 9:55 AM

Okay, FINE. I'll stop making comiCS. HAPPY NOW

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Shadow_Artist
August 6, 2002 10:13 AM

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Okay, FINE. I'll stop making comiCS. HAPPY NOW

It's a start, but until your testicles are crushed by a speeding locomotive I don't think anyone will be truly happy...

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kaufman
August 6, 2002 10:29 AM

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I hate l337, but I can tolerate it. BUT IT BELONGS NOT IN A COMIC! NO
NO
NO
NO!!!

He speaks truth. If you put that foul number in a comic, something bad will happen. Like this:

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(And to think there's a whole new generation of stripcreators who hadn't tripped over that one yet.)

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Shadow_Artist
August 6, 2002 12:19 PM

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Super, Cal. If Roger listens, XP Ally doses!

This could be made funnier by making reference to Mary Poppins earlier in the strip, perhaps as the subject of the stalking in place of Calista Flockhart (wouldn't stalking her be necrophillia?)

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Boxtop11
August 6, 2002 7:41 PM

You guys wouldn't know humor if it bit your ass!

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
August 6, 2002 11:15 PM

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You guys wouldn't know humor if it bit your ass!

Judging by your comics , it more than likely has bitten you on the ass , youve shit a brick (or several tons worth) and from the resulting excrement mountain , youve formed these comics.

They are fucking awful mate. And i dont mean that in any kind of nice way. Theyre so shit ,you could use them as a source of alternative energy.

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Mr_Jass
August 6, 2002 11:28 PM

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They are fucking awful mate. And i dont mean that in any kind of nice way. Theyre so shit ,you could use them as a source of alternative energy.
It's true. The sc.com server gets it's energy from your comics.

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flickguy
August 7, 2002 7:33 AM

Kaufman, I don't care what anyone else says. No matter how many times I read that comic, my eyes tear up, I'm laughing so hard.

That is, without a doubt, your best-set-up pun EVER.

**applauds fervently**

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