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deucepmAugust 14, 2002 8:51 AM
"The Flash rules! He RULES!"
kaufmanAugust 14, 2002 9:03 AM
This how-to manual is a ripoff! It said nothing about unbuttoning my raincoat first!
DrexleAugust 14, 2002 10:45 AM
J00 all suck TEH FLASH CAN RUN FASTAR!!!
itsclarkAugust 14, 2002 4:32 PM
"I'm telling you for the last time, I ordered Flesh comics!"
itsclarkAugust 14, 2002 6:46 PM
"I'm calling to tell you that yours is the worst book-of-the-month club ever!"
DexXAugust 14, 2002 8:39 PM
"MY TESTICLES ARE CAUGHT IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!!"
User #16352August 16, 2002 5:22 AM
"Life is like an issue of 'the flash'. You never know what you gonna get."
deucepmAugust 18, 2002 2:27 PM
"Hey, Scolari. It's Hanks. I am richer than you. I am more popular than you. I have two Oscars and you have none. I am more talented than you. And now, I have a complete run of the silver age Flash. Peter Scolari, I say unto you: OOOOOOWNED!"
hipperthanuAugust 20, 2002 2:00 AM
Tom didn't really intend for Old Miss Wilkins to take the comic's title to heart, but he sure was disturbed by how many moles were on her chest.
barthenonSeptember 24, 2002 2:12 PM
"I'm telling you that my Hollywood Activitist image is pure shit! This is the real me you simple fucks!Now where's that fuckin' donkey show???"