Must i sell my soul? must i lick your toes? Must i give you my heart on a platter, still beating fresh and warm from my gaping chest hole? Probably not but bitching and whining about it probably helps. ^_~
I read them and liked most of them. I think you overuse the hammer in head schtick, but you're new to the site, so that's to be expected. If you stick around and become more comedically sophisticated, you'll throw away the hammer in head jokes and channel your talents into the more refined anal-raping-robot humor.