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fuzzyman
September 5, 2002 7:00 AM

I thought this was worthy of captioning...

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KajunFirefly
September 5, 2002 7:03 AM

That's no way to salute.

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attitudechicka
September 5, 2002 8:10 AM

"TOBOR ASKS THAT YOU PLEASE REMOVE YOUR FACE AND LOOSE ITEMS FROM RANGE OF HIS CORNHOLING DEVICE"

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DexX
September 5, 2002 8:11 AM

Tobor gooses the goose-steppers.

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fuzzyman
September 5, 2002 10:08 AM

After his introduction, Tobor basked in his celebrity. Still, he couldn't keep his eyes off Hitler. Tobor would have him some day. Oh, yes.

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Devin
September 5, 2002 1:48 PM

"Hitler presenting the little-known German weapon, the Radar-Assisted Anal Assault Robot. Strangely, this machine saw little use outside of Hitler's private quarters."

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kaufman
September 5, 2002 7:20 PM

Hitler seldom got jealous, but when he saw someone less circumsized than he was ...

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ObiJo
September 6, 2002 12:39 AM

"This isn't a costume political rally? I'm gonna kill that Klaus!"

Meanwhile in Bunker B33 - "I told him it was a costume political rally!"

Elsewhere in Bunker B33 - "Your guile arouses me, Klause! I don't care if I am Richban's wife! Take me!"

Gretchen massaged Klause's Nazi genitals. Her long, bony fingers kneaded them lovingly." "Oh, Gretchen," Klause moaned uncontrollably, pushing her luscious red Nazi lips down to his blood-engorged Nazi phallus. Her Nazi tongue played lovingly with his Naziness. "You've been a Nazi girl, haven't you, Gretchen." "A very Nazi, girl" Gretchen cooed, adding "Swastick it in me!" Just then, Richban burst in! "Gretchen, you whore! And Klause! That's twice you've made a fool out of me tonight. First this ridiculous outfit, now, with my wife performing Nazi fellatio on you! I'm so angry...so very...very...ANGRY!!!!!!!!!" What happened next in Richban Tobor's brain is unfathomable. The part of him that was Richban, loving husband and father of 8, died. And what burst to life in his stead was a monster. A horrible horrible monster. And Tobor would have his revenge. Tobor would find a way to make all people feel the pain he did inside. Tobor would...Tobor would... "RAAAAAR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!" The End

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fuzzyman
September 6, 2002 4:43 AM

Obi, you magnificent bastard.

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barthenon
September 6, 2002 7:23 PM

You wait, Eva, das Tobor will kick das Limpet's fishy ass.

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