I'm back, and this time.. I'm trying. Not that you'd guess looking at this comic, tho. Sigh. Still, first entries never win - particularly ones from whining Brits...

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Hmm. I got DH-01 to start doing comics again, but I've hardly done any of my own. I'm a hypocrite! Bwaahaahaa!

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Well, it's not a work of art, but here it is. I think it's pretty funny, so it's obviously a loser. Oh, well.

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Here's my contribution.

*NOTE* - I'm sure you can figure out who the column of fire is/was. Because if not I'll hunt you down and dickwhip you to death.

...Just kidding.
I'll only dickwhip you until you lose feeling in your limbs.

*END TRANSMISSION*

Not to brag, but I can dickwhip someone from the comfort of space.

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I broke some rules on this one so I don't expect to win. Of course there's also that whole unfunny thing working against me too.

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hehehhe 666...how appro!

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Well, I hope the UBB stuff works right. First post and all. I'll worry about whether the comic is funny later.

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Not to brag, but I can dickwhip someone from the comfort of space.

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Man, I had my whole comic done at work and when I tried to post it, BAM! Corporate security message. For some reason I can read comics, post to the message board, and even make them, but somehow the actually posting process makes it blow up. Bastards.

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Man, I had my whole comic done at work and when I tried to post it, BAM! Corporate security message. For some reason I can read comics, post to the message board, and even make them, but somehow the actually posting process makes it blow up. Bastards.

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I still don't know how to get a strip to show up in the forum. Can someone clue me in?

Thanks

This is what happens when you bang out a comic 7 minutes before having to go to work.

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btw, ladyj, the code is {comic}yourcomicnumberhere{/comic} only you use the [ brackets and not parentheses.

can can ??? :- /

I should have blown the money on that Mavis Beacon software.

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btw, ladyj, the code is {comic}yourcomicnumberhere{/comic} only you use the [ brackets and not parentheses.

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Yay, my first comic contest!

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How'd I do?

Nice job, ladyj. Way to play to the judge.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=16868
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We are the space robots. We are here to dickwhip you from the comfort of space.

Haiku? Oh, she'll fit in here just fine.

ObiJo sucks ass
He likes to cornhole donkeys
And he smells like fish

Two centimeters
Pretty big for a wombat
ObiJo's chubby

ObiJo's schlong won't
be verbally fellated
by this haiku'er

If you do not know
Gabe is a colossal geek
Pay him little mind.

Ah, screw haiku, let's do limericks.

Gabe was a very odd lad
Who was swayed by every new fad
He had a sheepskin rug
And a flavored butt plug
That he wore to impress his dad.

Limpdicks eh, ok, heres one...

There once was a whore from Adore
who'd have sex with two men or more
but her partition split
and the jism and shit
rolled out in great lumps on the floor.

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Anyway, I'm PRETTY sure that's how they said to post a comic in the forum... So there it is. eich, the cornholing and dickwhipping doesn't sound any fun, hopin it turns out ok.
Yeah, so there it is. Let me know whatcha think.

Yeah, it's off-topic, but you poets inspired me.

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There once was a lad named Gabe Billings
Who lapped sailors' slabs for a shilling
Which may seem like not much
But the volume was such
That Billings was making a killing

Burma shave

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4)Try to stay away from in jokes like Tobor, All Your Base, and Donkey Sodomy

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Gabe's a big geek, sad but true.
There's nothing that he wouldn't do.
He once was caught nude
and behaving quite lewd
in the marmoset cage at the zoo.

The folks who hang out in the forum
Tend to lack proper decorum,
Can't avoid the inclusion
Of anal intrusion,
And as for the topics - ignore 'em.

Talking about stuff.
Topics chain and multiply.
What's that? What contest?

There once was a bloke named DexX
Who was, some would say, just pure sex!
But the point of this posting
Is the thread Desc is hosting,
So my entry is coming up next...

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=17009
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This one should win.
Think: DCCVCT.
What a load of shit.

Oh, and a parting thought...

Five, seven, then five.
That is a haiku, not this:
Fourteen syllables.

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Five, seven, then five.
That is a haiku, not this:
Fourteen syllables.

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My mom is here visiting and I showed her all the stuff you said about me and she is very disappointed. She said she was going to call all your moms and you're all gonna be in REALLY BIG TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And she's gonna take me to Chuck E Cheese's, so pppbbblthththththththhhhhhh!!!!!!!

PS-

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Gee... I'm sorry Miz Flo. I was just kiddin', ya know? I don't really hate him. Much. I'll even invite him to my birthday party. And I'll make sure nobody stuffs cake up his nose like last time.

ObiFlo... sounds like a term for a menstrual period.

"Please pardon me for being bitchy... I've got my O.B. Flow."

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ObiFlo... sounds like a term for a menstrual period.

"Please pardon me for being bitchy... I've got my O.B. Flow."

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I've got to run to the airport. Heading to Mass-Ass-Chusettes for the weekend for my cousin's gradu-ma-tation. If only I was flying over Obi's house I'd try to flush the toilet on the plane at the right time and send a frozen ball of blue toilet water and poop through his roof.

See you in a few days.

hrmmm...this is sorta like sloppy seconds isn't it!

Not sure I'd want that sort of "victory" hehe ;)

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ObiFlo... sounds like a term for a menstrual period.

"Please pardon me for being bitchy... I've got my O.B. Flow."
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Wouldn't it more likely be a product to assist women whose periods aren't proceeding properly?

As in, "Help me, ObiFlo, you're my only hope."

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Okay, okay! I claim it! I'll have the new rules up later today...unfortunately, I was out of town for the weekend...I never expected to win on my first entry.
=) =) =)