I've got two candidates for future major characters, who could be on par with Dr Pedantic or Sticks-his-dick-in-your-ass-when-you-turn-your-back Man.

Or maybe I don't. Here's the first one:

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Annnnd here's Xox-xox the Martian Lawyer.

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I'm rather partial to Wes Craven's Wishmaster, who is a dirty, dirty cumgargle.