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dcomposed September 26, 2002 9:36 PM	They are the same person. Scroe!
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DH-01 September 27, 2002 7:04 AM	I have an erection right now.
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boorite September 27, 2002 8:38 AM	I'm more interested in DH's erection than in who anyone is. Therefore, this thread is now about erections. I had one when I woke up, as always, but now it's gone. I fear it's gone for good, as always, despite the fact that it always returns more or less on schedule.
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punkrockskaboy September 27, 2002 8:45 AM	I had an erection around 3 o clock this morning...my girlfriend took care of that! :)
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Devin September 27, 2002 8:55 AM	Lorena Bobbit style? :-P
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boorite September 27, 2002 10:27 AM	quote: I had an erection around 3 o clock this morning...my girlfriend took care of that! :) You mean the mattress?
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andydougan September 27, 2002 10:33 AM	I've never had an erection.
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andydougan September 27, 2002 10:33 AM	'Cept that time boorite gave me a reacharound.
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DH-01 September 27, 2002 10:47 AM	I have an erection about half the time I'm breathing. My erection is my friend. I named him Mr. Gunn, so that when people say "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy yo see me?" I can smile and say, "Yes."
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boorite September 27, 2002 1:37 PM	Peter Gunn? (cue Henry Mancini)
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User #16352 September 27, 2002 5:24 PM	I have an erection when I watch "Golden girls".
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deucepm September 27, 2002 6:19 PM	Sometimes, when I think about a lady? I feel funny. In my pants. Is that the same thing?
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User #16352 September 27, 2002 6:24 PM	Yes. Either that or you had a bowel movement.
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CaptainObvious September 27, 2002 11:01 PM	Sometimes I have bowel movements.
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dcomposed September 28, 2002 1:39 AM	I'd like to hear an official statement from DX or Hugh regarding the same person thing.
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dcomposed September 28, 2002 1:39 AM	I'd like to hear an official statement from DX or Hugh regarding the same person thing.
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dcomposed September 28, 2002 1:39 AM	oopsies.
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User #16352 September 28, 2002 8:58 AM	We heard ya the first time!
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TheElPaso September 28, 2002 11:44 AM	quote: I'd like to hear an official statement from DX or Hugh regarding the same person thing. Take it to the "I'm Having A Huge Erection!" thread.
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punkrockskaboy September 28, 2002 12:32 PM	quote: You mean the mattress? No, I mean your mom. In reality I meant my girlfriend. As in a girl you are in a monogomous relationship with that involves things of a sexual nature as well. I thought maybe I should explain because I figured you have never experienced that joy.
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Devin September 28, 2002 3:58 PM	Gluing a centerfold onto your mattress doesn't magically turn it into a girl. :-P
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User #16352 September 28, 2002 5:31 PM	It does with a little IMAGINATION.
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punkrockskaboy September 28, 2002 6:03 PM	How specific do I have to get here (and NO I will not give you guys her stats...ok maybe I will with a little persuading :P) She is a REAL flesh and blood female. assgoblins :P
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User #16352 September 28, 2002 6:04 PM	Is she alive?
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User #16352 September 28, 2002 6:05 PM	Or a goat?
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crabby September 28, 2002 10:20 PM	She's a goat isn't she?
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User #16352 September 28, 2002 10:21 PM	or a sheep.
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User #16352 September 28, 2002 10:22 PM	Some kind of farm animal?!?
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andydougan September 29, 2002 9:47 AM	She's a t-bone with a slit cut in it.
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boorite
September 29, 2002 10:19 AM

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You mean the mattress?
No, I mean your mom.

Well, I understand, then. Looking at my mom would certainly "take care of" your erection. But you might want a girlfriend with less osteoporosis.

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In reality I meant my girlfriend. As in a girl you are in a monogomous relationship with that involves things of a sexual nature as well. I thought maybe I should explain because I figured you have never experienced that joy.

The monogamous part, I am experiencing the joy of. The sexual part sounds vaguely familiar. Please elaborate. Use pictures if possible.

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Drexle September 29, 2002 10:28 AM	quote: The monogamous part, I am experiencing the joy of. The sexual part sounds vaguely familiar. Please elaborate. I think that's when you say "Honey, can I put my peepee in your butt?" and then she smacks you.
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boorite September 29, 2002 3:11 PM	quote: I think that's when you say "Honey, can I put my peepee in your butt?" and then she smacks you. Oh! So it's like dinner time.
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Drexle September 29, 2002 3:52 PM	quote: quote: I think that's when you say "Honey, can I put my peepee in your butt?" and then she smacks you. Oh! So it's like dinner time. Yeah kind of... just without the explosives.
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punkrockskaboy September 29, 2002 5:29 PM	Sorry, no pictures. you sick fuck. Wanting to see me naked...weirdo. I wu\ould maybe consider it if I thought you would avert your eyes and look toward the female in the picture. But for some reason I doubt that is happening. :)
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boorite September 30, 2002 6:47 AM	quote: Sorry, no pictures. you sick fuck. Wanting to see me naked... You're right. That would be profoundly sick.
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kramer_vs_kramer September 30, 2002 7:05 AM	quote: I wu\ould maybe consider it if I thought you would avert your eyes and look toward the female in the picture. But for some reason I doubt that is happening. :) Why, is she that ugly?
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punkrockskaboy September 30, 2002 12:48 PM	No she isnt ugly lol. I just meant I'D rather not let some people here see ME naked. Therefore, I would only post pictures if you promised to look at the female instead. I meant avert from me, to the female. Since I dont think that would happen (you averting your eyes from ME). No pictures... Get it now?
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kramer_vs_kramer September 30, 2002 1:05 PM	Does this mean you'd happily post solo naked pics of your girlfriend?
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andydougan October 1, 2002 6:15 PM	quote: Does this mean you'd happily post solo naked pics of your girlfriend? That's odd. Why has punkrockskaboy not replied to this?
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punkrockskaboy October 1, 2002 6:24 PM	Sorry, havent replied because I haven't looked at this thread in a while. No, sorry. I will not post naked pictures of my girlfriend. I mean, unless I WANTED my genitals cut off with a butter knife...
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Devin October 1, 2002 7:01 PM	quote: I mean, unless I WANTED my genitals cut off with a butter knife... Kinkiness to the extreme.
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andydougan October 1, 2002 8:57 PM	quote: Sorry, havent replied because I haven't looked at this thread in a while. No, sorry. I will not post naked pictures of my girlfriend. I mean, unless I WANTED my genitals cut off with a butter knife... But you said you would if we promised to look at the female. I promise.
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punkrockskaboy October 1, 2002 11:02 PM	I know you did...I apologize for misleading you. I am a bad bad man.
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DH-01 October 2, 2002 9:29 AM	I still have an erection right now.
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User #16352 October 2, 2002 9:54 AM	quote: I still have an erection right now. Oh, yeah? Well, I have two.
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boorite October 2, 2002 10:04 AM	quote: I still have an erection right now. sigh A guy who blows black dudes's work is never done.
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andydougan October 2, 2002 1:49 PM	You blow black dudes' work?
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boorite October 3, 2002 8:06 AM	Who said I was talking about me?
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