I hired both Martha Stewart and G.G. Allin to landscape my yard.

poop holds teh rose wher it is.

These flowers smell like shit.

"What the hell are you doing??? Can't you see I'm in the can?!"

"A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet...

Unless they are planted in a steamy pile of shit."

An invention which allowed dogs to both dig flowers out of the garden and drink toilet water at once proved to be unsuccessful.

Deeeep in the outback, we foind some remarkable creatures. This goy's a rare whoite-bellied, flower-mouthed shitfrog!

Harold thought nothing as he flushed the seeds down the toilet. But in the contaminatated sewer system, they grew and sought revenge ...

"Uh, honey, there's such a thing as too much pot pourri".

"Yeah, I tried going to stripcreator, but it was just a bunch of pansies and toilet humor."

You act like your shit don't stink!

"Keep eating pumpkin seeds, dumbass."

The durian, shown in its natural habitat.