For this one, I combine contests 31 and 32. Although it does not include the Lowpass Satan character, it does include Jesse Helms, which is close enough.

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Combine contest number 30 in, and it's great. After all, contest 30 was the KING of all comic contests.

A while ago (around contest 20 maybe) I tried to do a strip that constrained to all the rules of all the contests up to that point. I was gonna do it in Photoshop since I'd need to cram assload of stuff into each frame.

Then I gave up 'cause it was too fucking hard.

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A while ago (around contest 20 maybe) I tried to do a strip that constrained to all the rules of all the contests up to that point. I was gonna do it in Photoshop since I'd need to cram assload of stuff into each frame. Then I gave up 'cause it was too fucking hard.

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Here's a graph for you, buddy. :)

Shit..... made a new one-note character, and proceeded to post messages from myself with that persona. That sucks.

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Shit..... made a new one-note character, and proceeded to post messages from myself with that persona. That sucks.

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I killed a man once just to watch him die. Don't tell.

Thank you, Mr. Cash.

First time I shot him, I shot him in the side, it was hard to watch him suffer, but with the second shot he died.

No, I'm just kidding. I didn't kill anyone. I walk the line.

And your boy is named Sue isn't he?

oh btw...I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
(sorta like Montezuma's Revenge)

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Welcome back, Jael, and congratulations on the not guilty.

Smelly markers....Hahahaha.

Too bad they don't get you high. That would be a fantastic combination.

(Psst. Try the yellow.)

Oh, shit yeah! I can see through my dog!

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Oh, shit yeah! I can see through my dog!

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So that's why his food keeps falling out of his stomach. No worries... A little duct tape'll fix that right up.

And your dog can see right through you too. You're not fooling him for a second with all that lovey dovey ear rubbing and petting. He knows you're just after the deed to the ranch.