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MaKK_BeNN
October 26, 2002 11:06 AM

I am continuing the democracy thread here. Really sub is on trial for war crimes, so whether or not he gets his accounts back will be left up to the court.

We should get six SC regulars to be the jury, one to be the prosecutor, and I will be sub's defense counsil since I don't think anyone else will be able to do the job.

The old Japanese man who is BeNN_MaKK promised he can relegate this. He is the judge do not offend him. He will stop arguments and interruptions.

Jurors and prosecutors will be up for review by nomination.

For now sub is being held in chains under suicide watch for crimes against humanity, you have nothing to fear. Please do your civic duty.

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boorite
October 26, 2002 11:28 AM

I think he should BURN BURN BURN

Can I be on the jury?

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kramer_vs_kramer
October 26, 2002 11:40 AM

I grow weary of this. We've had our fun with Johannes, now I think we should just DESTROY HIM.

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MaKK_BeNN
October 26, 2002 11:55 AM

If you're on the jury you can't be the prosecutor boorite. I'll reserve a place on the jury for you, and might bump you up to prosecutor if no one wants the job.

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wirthling
October 26, 2002 12:06 PM

I'm sure that if sub_m7 is acquitted that he will spend every waking moment looking for the real fuckwit.

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boorite
October 26, 2002 12:09 PM

I don't care enough to mount a prosecution. I just want to vote BURN BURN BURN

....after carefully weighing the evidence of course

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JrnymnNate
October 26, 2002 1:44 PM

Let me post this again because It's sort of in the same vein of thought and I feel not enough people patted me on the back the first time.

SC WAR CRIMES!

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BeNN_MaKK
October 26, 2002 3:27 PM

NATE OUT OF THE COURT ROOM! GUARDS!!!!

BOORITE YOU ARE ON THE JURY! I WILL START SEQUESTERING IF MORE OF YOU DO NOT VOLUNTEER.

u_u

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Devin
October 26, 2002 6:28 PM

I'll be the assassin on the rooftop waiting for sub to exit the courtroom.

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User #16352
October 26, 2002 6:45 PM

I'll be the dancing lobster just like on the Amanda show.
(DANCING!)

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akirajim
October 26, 2002 10:41 PM

I want to be on the jury. I'm impartial because I don't care.

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BeNN_MaKK
October 27, 2002 12:46 AM

MOST HONORABLE JURY-SON:

BOORITE (HEAD JUROR)
AKIRAJIM
GABE BILLINGS (SEQUESTERED)
KAJUN FIREFLY (SEQUESTERED)
EVIL_D (SEQUESTERED)
KRAMER_VS_KRAMER (SEQUESTERED)
(OPEN)
(OPEN)
(OPEN)
(OPEN)
(OPEN)
(OPEN)

COURT JESTER:

BOINKY33

PROSECUTOR:

(OPEN WITH REQUEST FOR VICHYSSOISEGIRL)

DEFENSE:

MAKK_BENN (WITHOUT HONOR)

VOLUNTEER OR MORE WILL BE SEQUESTERED!!

u_u

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sub_m7
October 27, 2002 12:47 AM

(DE-LOUSED AND HELD IN CHAINS!!)

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clone77
October 27, 2002 12:49 AM

(HELD UNDER SUSPISION OF COLLABORATING TO COMMIT CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!!)

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BeNN_MaKK
October 27, 2002 12:52 AM

THE COURT ISSUES A WARRANT FOR THE ARREST OF NSECT!!!

BRING HIM TO ME IN CHAINS!!!

u_u

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d_colon
October 27, 2002 4:06 AM

good.

finally some ordered, structured discussion.

first i would like to point out that this account (d_colon) will be the only one i will use until a decision has been made.

i will neither re-activate my old accounts, nor will i create new ones.

if anybody fools around using my old IDs, it is not my responsibility.

also, to make an importatn issue clear : i DELIBERATELY gave away my sub_m7 SC-ID, geocities-site and yahoo-mail account. i don't mind people messing with it if you follow these two simple rules :

- iwant access to sub_m7@yahoo.com or at least get the msgs forwareded to JS_SBG@yahoo.com (i did receive about 56 junk mails on this account today when normally it is zero, so somebody might have been "kind" ebough to filter away the good shit on sub_m7@yahoo.com and send me the crap.

- stop posting crap on the sub_m7 geocities site. most of the stuff provided by whoever the webmasters are is simply and blatanly NOT TRUE. also, most of the posts being declared to be send by me have been posted by somebody using my account, so please clear this issue.

i have re-activated the URL reDirection (i.e sub-m7.official.ws) to the geocities site, since you have included a link to my material on the start site. If this link is deleted, the org-URL will be switched again.

i would like to end this little disclaimer by thanking most of you for providing high class, inteligent entertainment and being aware of todays impotrant issues (like e.g. that monkeys can be elected for president even if they don;t get sufficient votes). in this aspect i especially want to emphasize the threads in the photoshop valley forum (i think i've read all of them...) and thank the numerous contributors for making me laugh out loud sitting on my own in an empty comp-lab (this does not happen very often.)

all the best, d_colon (former : sub_m7, bio4ema)

post scriptum (= p.s. for the dumb fucks...)
the only way you will ever be able to restrict me from this site is by deleting it. read this sentence again. you STILL have no idea how many, who, where, what looks, which possibilities, aims, funds, access, intention, equipment, contacts, et cetera

et :
latin 'and'

cetera :
latin from "ceterum, i; N. : the rest
ceter-a is the the neutral plural

therfore et.c. or simply etc. means and so on

There are a lot of latin words used in many of todays languages. it is also still the dominant language in law and medicine.

since i had 6 years of profound latin, think before you want to fuck with me in a court room simulating environment.

OH, somebody should give some guidelines concerning the rules of this thread, if possible the creator, MR. MakK. is it ok to use swear words ? what should be avoided ?

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gabe_billings
October 27, 2002 8:45 AM

quote:
MOST HONORABLE JURY-SON:

BOORITE (HEAD JUROR)
AKIRAJIM
GABE BILLINGS (SEQUESTERED)
KAJUN FIREFLY (SEQUESTERED)
EVIL_D (SEQUESTERED)
KRAMER_VS_KRAMER (SEQUESTERED)

VOLUNTEER OR MORE WILL BE SEQUESTERED!!



Are you sure you know what sequester means?

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kramer_vs_kramer
October 27, 2002 8:47 AM

I don't recall saying I'd be a juror.

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MaKK_BeNN
October 27, 2002 10:30 AM

The old Japanese man doesn't speak very good english sometimes. I imagine he means you have been drafted.

The defense counsel recommends to his client that he not speak until he is on the witness stand, lest he incur the wrath of the cranky Japanese judge.

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boorite
October 28, 2002 7:52 AM

If we find him GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY, will he fuck the hell off? Why would anyone make himself unwelcome and then stay? IT IS ILLOGICAL!

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Devin
October 28, 2002 8:17 AM

quote:
Are you sure you know what sequester means?
Automatons in business suits, carrying black boxes, sequestering the blueprints of, daily liiife...

As a side note, Crazy Taxi is one easy-ass CD to scratch up.

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gabe_billings
October 28, 2002 8:31 AM

quote:
If we find him GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY, will he fuck the hell off? Why would anyone make himself unwelcome and then stay? IT IS ILLOGICAL!

You're still here, aren't you? Fucker.

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User #16352
October 28, 2002 10:29 AM

I'm the court jester.

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CaptainObvious
October 28, 2002 10:33 AM

boinky33 is the cour-- shit, he beat me to it.

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User #16352
October 28, 2002 10:46 AM

Let me start off with a joke since I am the COURT JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon......and Micael Jackson likes to fuck little boys up the ass!

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MaKK_BeNN
October 28, 2002 11:17 AM

quote:
If we find him GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY, will he fuck the hell off?

Obviously no I don't think he is going away.

I believe my client might accept this plea bargain in exchange for getting his sub_m7 accounts back:

Sub_m7 a.k.a. D_colon a.k.a. Johannes a.k.a. clone77 would agree to use only one (1) account on the SC forum (sub_m7). In addition any of his posts that are intentionally inflammatory will be started in the Fights Go Here section. Also in said section, sub_m7 will not start excessive new posts, recognizing that he is using a free service provided by stripcreator, and making it difficult to the system operator and other users. Most importantly sub_m7 should recognize that even though it is a fighting forum, making threats to hack other users, damage the site, or serious-sounding threats to do damage to an individual are not appropriate. The stripcreator community must also recognize that sub_m7 will occasionally post to other threads in other forums without malicious intent, and by immediately responding with a provocation against my client only aggravates the situation. sub_m7 must forthwith stop making allusions to finding people's IP addresses and otherwise being belligerent in public chat rooms.

I await the court-appointed prosecution's response.

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User #16352
October 28, 2002 11:20 AM

meh.

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evil_d
October 28, 2002 12:46 PM

Say, I'm openly and unapologetically prejudiced against jackasses. That shouldn't keep me from serving on the jury, should it?

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BeNN_MaKK
October 28, 2002 1:37 PM

ARE YOU PREJUDICED AGAINST BEING THROWN IN MAGGOT-RIDDEN DUNGEOUN???? GUARDS!!!!!!!

EVIL_D MOST HONORABLE JUDGE-SON IS NOT PREJUDICED AGINST YOU BEING THROWN IN STINKING PIT AND ALSO SERVING ON JURY!!! IT IS SO.

u_u

THE COURT MUST APPOINT A PROSECUTOR IF NONE ARE COMING FORTH!!! WHERE IS MY GONG????

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BeNN_MaKK
October 28, 2002 1:44 PM

HERE IS OUR FULL COURT!!! MAY OUR ANCESTORS GRANT US SWIFT JUSTICE!!!

MOST HONORABLE JURY-SON:

BOORITE (HEAD JUROR)
AKIRAJIM
GABE BILLINGS
KAJUN FIREFLY
EVIL_D (DECIDING REMOTELY FROM STINKING PIT)
KRAMER_VS_KRAMER
DCOMPOSED
SPANKLING
LADYJDOTNET
KAUFMAN
BIG EVIL DAN
DREXLE

COURT CONCUBINE:

BOINKY33

PROSECUTOR:

VICHYSSOISEGIRL

DEFENSE:

MAKK_BENN (WITHOUT HONOR)

PROSECUTOR PLEASE ANSWER PLEA BARGAIN REQUEST!!!

IMAGINE THE GONG OF AGES SOUNDING NOW

u_u

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Devin
October 28, 2002 4:39 PM

quote:
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon......and Micael Jackson likes to fuck little boys up the ass!
*lol*

It's funny because the punchline wasn't funny, which was unexpected.

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vichyssoisegirl
October 28, 2002 7:48 PM

Sorry. It looks like there isn't going to be a trial. Johannes made a deal and got off with buying me ice cream.

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MaKK_BeNN
October 28, 2002 8:09 PM

Your honor this is a clear miscarriage of justice. I want ice cream too.

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BeNN_MaKK
October 28, 2002 8:11 PM

SO BE IT!!!

(RINGING OF THE GONG)

COURT IS IN RECESS!!!! ICE CREAM FOR EVERYBODY!!!! THE JUDGE HAS SPOKEN.

u_u

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wirthling
October 28, 2002 10:39 PM

quote:
I believe my client might accept this plea bargain in exchange for getting his sub_m7 accounts back:

Sub_m7 a.k.a. D_colon a.k.a. Johannes a.k.a. clone77 would agree to use only one (1) account on the SC forum (sub_m7). In addition any of his posts that are intentionally inflammatory will be started in the Fights Go Here section. Also in said section, sub_m7 will not start excessive new posts, recognizing that he is using a free service provided by stripcreator, and making it difficult to the system operator and other users. Most importantly sub_m7 should recognize that even though it is a fighting forum, making threats to hack other users, damage the site, or serious-sounding threats to do damage to an individual are not appropriate. The stripcreator community must also recognize that sub_m7 will occasionally post to other threads in other forums without malicious intent, and by immediately responding with a provocation against my client only aggravates the situation. sub_m7 must forthwith stop making allusions to finding people's IP addresses and otherwise being belligerent in public chat rooms.



Why should anyone think that your client is going to abide by the terms of an agreement when he has failed to show any kind of compromise, reason, or civility in the past?

But if we're all getting ice cream, make sure mine is low-carb, please.

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BeNN_MaKK
October 28, 2002 10:46 PM

FAGS EAT LOW CARB ICE CREAM!!

(RINGING OF THE GONG)

I SAY IT IS AND IT IS SO

u_u

Post #70861link

wirthling
October 28, 2002 10:53 PM

quote:
FAGS EAT LOW CARB ICE CREAM!!

OK, but can I have some anyway?

Post #70863link

Drexle
October 28, 2002 11:04 PM

Yay! Ice cream!

I want goth flavored.

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vichyssoisegirl
October 29, 2002 12:34 AM

quote:
quote:
FAGS EAT LOW CARB ICE CREAM!!

OK, but can I have some anyway?

No ice cream for you, Mr. Atkins. You can have a yummy sugar free lolly instead.

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vichyssoisegirl
October 29, 2002 12:35 AM

This is better than the ending of It's a Wonderful Life. The only thing that could make it better is if Johannes and I got married.

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wirthling
October 29, 2002 2:49 AM

I want to try out for assistant DA...

quote:
also, to make an importatn issue clear : i DELIBERATELY gave away my sub_m7 SC-ID, geocities-site and yahoo-mail account.

Has it occurred to the defendant that intentionally posting one's password for a personal account on a web forum full of strangers is even more lame-brained than accidentally posting the password? Is it surprising that once posted, the password was used and changed and thus lost to the defendant, particularly after the defendant threatened several users?

Answering with "I don't care about those accounts anyway," as the defendant has previously suggested, would be a blatant lie since the defendant has repeatedly demanded that access be returned to him.


  • "i want all of my accounts back!!! (do you understand???)"
  • "i need the sub_m7@yahoo.com password back OR forward every new incoming mail to JS_SBG@yahoo.com."
  • "give me what is mine or i'll take what is yours..."
  • "is this stuff not "personal"?? do you not know the law??...have you heard of EXTRADITION?? do you know what we do to people for doing things like this (to people who did not deserve it)"

So it appears that the defendant cares about the accounts, despite prior claims to the contrary, and yet was either intentionally careless with them or made a mistake in posting the password and is now attempting to lie about the mistake. In either case, the defendant has clearly exhibited a lack of responsibility. One has to wonder why the court would trust such a person to act reasonably if access to the accounts were returned.

Care to cross-examine, defense counsel?

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kramer_vs_kramer
October 29, 2002 4:12 AM

It looks like the accused is attempting to defend himself.

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deucepm
October 29, 2002 4:22 AM

quote:
Johannes made a deal and got off with buying me ice cream.

I've heard of some strange fetishes, but that's just fucked up.

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gabe_billings
October 29, 2002 8:36 AM

quote:
Care to cross-examine, defense counsel?

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL ROCKS!

The defense rests.

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wirthling
October 29, 2002 9:48 AM

quote:
It looks like the accused is attempting to defend himself.

Let's call that Exhibit B.

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MaKK_BeNN
October 29, 2002 12:47 PM

quote:
I want to try out for assistant DA...

wirthling you of course understand the defense attorney DEFENDS sub. Maybe what you meant is that you wanted to be on the prosecution's team.

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gabe_billings
October 29, 2002 2:04 PM

DA actually stands for district attorney, which is in fact the person doing the prosecuting.

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MaKK_BeNN
October 29, 2002 3:43 PM

My bad! Why don't you just be the entire prosecution team wirthling.

Post #70995link

Mr_Jass
October 29, 2002 3:44 PM

Objection! Nobody's throwing slabs of meat at their opponent! I call a mistrial.

Post #70996link

wirthling
October 29, 2002 9:31 PM

quote:
Why don't you just be the entire prosecution team wirthling.

Nah. I will gladly throw the switch if it comes to that, though.

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