Okay, something sure to generate a few entries:

Show me some photos from sub_m7's party.

If anyone has pics of sub_m7/johannes/flamingdickwad, please post 'em so we can all share in the joy.

Let the mocking begin. Contest ends Friday night.

this isn't an edit

By the way, I didn't mean to imply with the "Alone in the Dark" picture that the party should be depicted as sub_m7 alone (though that is likely what really happened). Pics of bizarre, imaginary Austrian revelry are great. Just try to get sub in there if you can.

i knew that this would happen.

that's why i am prepared...

you'll see in a minute !

(and, oh yes, i've got pictures of YOU as well !)

1st the stripcreator crew :

(some of you somwhow managed to sneak in some of our parties)

however, they didn't mix with the other guests, but stuck to them selves...

i don't know all of them, but the tiny guy in the top pic is definetely fuzzyman !

boinky number 1 :

mustaches can be sign of being gay, but they don't have to...

boinky number 2 :

that's where he actually finds out, that even without his mustache he is gay and cant take the friendly offer "to spank him all night" the nice lady gave to him.

brad decides to stay of the crack for one night and watch his eye in the reflection of a mock-up video camera instead, while the guy in the front gets concerned that brad is filming his bare ass (again...)

Your photo editing skills are top notch.

Hmm, I think I can barely make out Brad between the "Image" and the "Hosted by..."

Oh wait, that was just a dirty speck on my screen.

now for one of the many images of myself :

this one was taken after a serious rough party which lasted for 4 days and 3 nights.

the problem was, that there was no alcohol, cigarettes or weed, so i had to use these dodgy pills that were offered for free.

see for yourselves what 4 of them have done to me :

also, i had to stay in this position for almost 2 weeks. (!!!)

fuck that, back to good old PCP !

I don't have a moustach.
I don't even have pubes yet.

after careful consideration, i decided to take the beard of, so that i could be laid again (after 16 years and 3 months.)

what can i say ?

!!! IT WORKED !!!

I don't have a moustach.
I don't even have pubes yet.

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To those who might be wondering what's behind the Tripod placeholder, don't bother--it's just pictures of fat people and people with moustaches. No p-shopping was done to any of them. No big surprise there, I suppose.

what the fuck ???

all my images disappeared...

back to good ole linking then !

I don't have a moustach.
I don't even have pubes yet.

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http://de.colon.tripod.com/sc_crew05_boinky33.jpg

as for wirthling :

http://de.colon.tripod.com/wirthling_reveiled.jpg

happy now ?

i just couldn't resist :

http://de.colon.tripod.com/v_girl01.jpg

sorry, megan !

You just stole someone else's edited photo. I think it's funny that you chose to copy the pic into your own webspace rather than just linking to the original. Your brainlessness knows no bounds.

didnt only steal.

what's stealing anyway ?

is quoting from my posts stealing ?

does the internet have a copyright ?

http://de.colon.tripod.com/bazilla01.jpg

used my own space to have one pic per page, asshole !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so much for stealing, dicky !

http://de.colon.tripod.com/nedbg.gif

also, i said i am prepared, moron.

so i copied, created and sorted my ammunition.

but u sure are totally impressed by the other pics posted so far...

whoever censored my posts is truely pathetic. not that i care, i know the pics anyway, but there might be some ppl here who would like to see them.

we don't restrict ppl on our sites, apart from snuff, rape, torture and kiddie porn shite.

so why do you do it here ?

the pics worked fine a minute ago, then they suddenly disappeared.

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so much for stealing, dicky !

http://de.colon.tripod.com/nedbg.gif

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whoever censored my posts is truely pathetic. not that i care, i know the pics anyway, but there might be some ppl here who would like to see them.

we don't restrict ppl on our sites, apart from snuff, rape, torture and kiddie porn shite.

so why do you do it here ?

the pics worked fine a minute ago, then they suddenly disappeared.

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OK, commencing shutdown of troll-feeding operations... 5...4...3...2...1...

reply !

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reply !

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WELL.

LOOKS LIKE TRIPOD IS AS CORNHOLED (OR RATHER CORNHOLING) AS GEOCITIES ....

since i cannot be fucked to copy all that shit to my own webspace, i guess those who want to see my pictures have to copy/paste the links into their browsers.

sorry.

i'll fix that later.

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those who want to see my pictures

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Here's a Flash animation, which obviosly can't win a photoshop contest, but here it is anyway.

to my enemies, which from now on i will call RON !

(as charlie in vietnam)

Stop it !
I.T. was enough !
Don't do any mor(e)Ron !
ply and stay dry !

also, send thre perlhuehner to my secret lab in the uk within the next 100 hours, OR ELSE !

i am in attack mode now (for as long as you want me to stay)

your access has been cancelled.
v-girl's geocities site is currently frozen and i am awating suggestions from the following people about the new and improved contect of her (megan's) site :

the number in brackets is their voting power)

dcomposed (8/10)
v-girl (7/10)
brad (5/10)
bazilla (7/10)
spankling (8/10)
tobor (6/10)
current benn_makk aka ron (0/10)
big_evil_dan (6/10)
kramer_vs_kramer (7/10)
smartFX (6/10)
sub_m7 (3/10)
regulars i forgot due to being tired now (6/10)
others (3/10)
registered sub_m7 members (8/10)
registered subjekt members (10/10)

that's it, you tit, my wit cuts shit

I vote you split your ass open like goatse man.

Ooooh yeah.
8/10.

I think you should give v-girl here site back (if you have it). and anybody who has anything of yours should give that back.

And whoever has the BeNN_MaKK account should give that back too.

contest closed

Apologies to those of you who spent time on entries, but I've had enough of this shit.

Replacement contest up in a bit.

The more he talks, the more confused I get.