Forum archives » Fights Go Here » I sprained my dick in the sex Olympics

boorite
October 28, 2002 8:05 AM

Such is my boast.

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gabe_billings
October 28, 2002 8:33 AM

Yeah, but you did it in the 200 meter gorilla assfuck. I'm not sure if that's anything to be proud of.

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boorite
October 28, 2002 8:37 AM

I was this close to a world record.

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Devin
October 28, 2002 9:49 AM

Ha, you'll NEVER beat my record! NEVER!!!... er, I mean, um, just forget I said anything...

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d_colon
October 28, 2002 10:18 AM

hahaha

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akirajim
October 28, 2002 2:33 PM

But did you see the Synchronized Suckoff?

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Mr_Jass
October 28, 2002 3:42 PM

I would have entered the sex olympics, but it would have caused embarassment when the medal wouldn't fit.

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vichyssoisegirl
October 29, 2002 12:37 AM

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I would have entered the sex olympics, but it would have caused embarassment when the medal wouldn't fit.

Up your butt?

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wirthling
October 29, 2002 12:40 AM

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I would have entered the sex olympics, but it would have caused embarassment when the medal wouldn't fit.

Up your butt?

Don't be silly. Mr_Jass could fit the Stanley Cup up his ass.

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UnknownEric
October 29, 2002 6:13 AM

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Don't be silly. Mr_Jass could fit the Stanley Cup up his ass.

Here's hoping that theory wasn't tested before I touched the Cup last year.

My hands feel so dirty now.

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boorite
October 29, 2002 8:22 AM

I lied. I wouldn't qualify for the Sex Olympics. I'm not sure I'd qualify for a round of Sex Parcheesi.

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UnknownEric
October 29, 2002 10:02 AM

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I'm not sure I'd qualify for a round of Sex Parcheesi.
Everyone qualifies for Sex Parcheesi. It's like Sex Rack-o or Sex Boggle. Everyone can come.

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boorite
October 29, 2002 10:05 AM

I prefer Sex Croquet.

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UnknownEric
October 29, 2002 11:31 AM

I actually once played Strip Rack-o. Good times. Yeah.

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Devin
October 29, 2002 2:23 PM

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It's like Sex Rack-o or Sex Boggle. Everyone can come.
Wait a minute, what if you're impotent...?

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