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booriteOctober 28, 2002 8:05 AM
Such is my boast.
gabe_billingsOctober 28, 2002 8:33 AM
Yeah, but you did it in the 200 meter gorilla assfuck. I'm not sure if that's anything to be proud of.
booriteOctober 28, 2002 8:37 AM
I was this close to a world record.
DevinOctober 28, 2002 9:49 AM
Ha, you'll NEVER beat my record! NEVER!!!... er, I mean, um, just forget I said anything...
d_colonOctober 28, 2002 10:18 AM
hahaha
akirajimOctober 28, 2002 2:33 PM
But did you see the Synchronized Suckoff?
Mr_JassOctober 28, 2002 3:42 PM
I would have entered the sex olympics, but it would have caused embarassment when the medal wouldn't fit.
vichyssoisegirlOctober 29, 2002 12:37 AM
quote:I would have entered the sex olympics, but it would have caused embarassment when the medal wouldn't fit. Up your butt?
quote:I would have entered the sex olympics, but it would have caused embarassment when the medal wouldn't fit.
wirthlingOctober 29, 2002 12:40 AM
quote:quote:I would have entered the sex olympics, but it would have caused embarassment when the medal wouldn't fit. Up your butt? Don't be silly. Mr_Jass could fit the Stanley Cup up his ass.
quote:quote:I would have entered the sex olympics, but it would have caused embarassment when the medal wouldn't fit. Up your butt?
UnknownEricOctober 29, 2002 6:13 AM
quote:Don't be silly. Mr_Jass could fit the Stanley Cup up his ass. Here's hoping that theory wasn't tested before I touched the Cup last year.
quote:Don't be silly. Mr_Jass could fit the Stanley Cup up his ass.
My hands feel so dirty now.
booriteOctober 29, 2002 8:22 AM
I lied. I wouldn't qualify for the Sex Olympics. I'm not sure I'd qualify for a round of Sex Parcheesi.
UnknownEricOctober 29, 2002 10:02 AM
quote:I'm not sure I'd qualify for a round of Sex Parcheesi.Everyone qualifies for Sex Parcheesi. It's like Sex Rack-o or Sex Boggle. Everyone can come.
quote:I'm not sure I'd qualify for a round of Sex Parcheesi.
booriteOctober 29, 2002 10:05 AM
I prefer Sex Croquet.
UnknownEricOctober 29, 2002 11:31 AM
I actually once played Strip Rack-o. Good times. Yeah.
DevinOctober 29, 2002 2:23 PM
quote:It's like Sex Rack-o or Sex Boggle. Everyone can come.Wait a minute, what if you're impotent...?
quote:It's like Sex Rack-o or Sex Boggle. Everyone can come.