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ArtemisStrong
November 21, 2002 9:56 AM

Hey, is there any chance they can take Michael Jackson's kids away from him? He's pretty messed up, and all. Tossing them off balconies, shrouding them in full-body coverings in public... I think the guy is just trying to make little clones of himself.

Sick, sick man, with a sick, sick deteriorating nose...

And, TOO, also, he owns like, the copyrights to all those Beatles songs... what a tosser...

Everyone knows copyrights just irritate people and get rabbits deleted...

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User #16352
November 21, 2002 10:07 AM

WHO WANTS CHEESE CAKE?

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Rone_Rivendale
November 21, 2002 10:12 AM

He didn't toss his baby over the balcony.
He held it over for 2 seconds and then bring it back in.

Stop being a sheep.

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User #16352
November 21, 2002 10:15 AM

BAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

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ArtemisStrong
November 21, 2002 10:22 AM

Yeh, rone, I guess you're right.. No big deal, I 'spose...

Just dangled his infant stories above a cheering throng of psychotic fans...

my daddy did that all the time... after he was done violating your daddy's anus with a hockey stick...

you stink of wet perinium.

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kramer_vs_kramer
November 21, 2002 10:25 AM

Plus he has two children both called Prince Michael Jackson. And I think I heard somewhere his daughter's middle name is also Michael.

But I agree with Rone. We are all overreacting about an alleged child molester holding his own child out of a fifth story balcony. With one hand. By the neck.

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User #16352
November 21, 2002 10:25 AM

Point one for ArtemisStrongBad

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kaufman
November 21, 2002 12:05 PM

103685

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User #16352
November 21, 2002 12:12 PM

tee-hee

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andydougan
November 21, 2002 6:46 PM

If an ordinary suspected paedophile dangled his baby son over a balcony by the neck he'd have it taken off him before he could say "I'm bad". This is as it should be. But Michael Jackson is famous. Therefore, he should get to keep the kid.

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Rone_Rivendale
November 21, 2002 7:44 PM

I've seen the video.
It was not one handed nor was it by the neck.
It was both hands around it's body.
It was perfectly safe.

Baaaaa!

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ArtemisStrong
November 21, 2002 7:56 PM

I see what your problem is now rone.

Intense jealousy of that baby.

You wish to be flung about in Jacko's arms, don't you?

And quite possibly a diaper fetishist, too.

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andydougan
November 21, 2002 8:00 PM

Don't belittle him. It should be obvious that your stance on such a burning issue would indicate whether you're independently minded.

By the way. "Its" doesn't have an apostrophe.

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ArtemisStrong
November 21, 2002 9:27 PM

Unless he actually meant "it is" when he typed "it's", and if that's the case...

It's coded language! He's in with them, Martha! Grab the babies and the frying pans, the alien overlords have sounded their battle cry!

Or he's a backwater inbred.

One of the two.

Either way, I'm horny now.

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not_Scyess
November 22, 2002 1:47 AM

Remind me again why we're all so worried about Michael Jackson's parenting abilities? Does this really concern anyone here?

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kramer_vs_kramer
November 22, 2002 2:16 AM

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bunnerabb
November 22, 2002 4:20 AM

Now THAT shit is funny!

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boorite
November 22, 2002 6:58 AM

Babies understand heights and seem to dislike them. Dangling a baby over a 4-story drop is cruel.

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Devin
November 22, 2002 9:49 AM

Throwing my two cents in, I disapprove of the theme of
k_v_k's PIC:

1) It belittles the seriousness of gun violence and child abuse by making it a laughing matter.

2) It can be likened to propaganda because it unjustly exaggerates Jackson's actions.

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boorite
November 22, 2002 10:18 AM

By the way, that wasn't a towel over the baby's head. It was a little parachute. Michael, we're sorry we ever doubted you.

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kramer_vs_kramer
November 22, 2002 10:21 AM

quote:
Throwing my two cents in, I disapprove of the theme of
k_v_k's PIC:

1) It belittles the seriousness of gun violence and child abuse by making it a laughing matter.

2) It can be likened to propaganda because it unjustly exaggerates Jackson's actions.



Yes, very good. We'll make a satirist of you yet.

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kaufman
November 22, 2002 12:07 PM

quote:
Throwing my two cents in, I disapprove of the theme of
k_v_k's PIC:

1) It belittles the seriousness of gun violence and child abuse by making it a laughing matter.

2) It can be likened to propaganda because it unjustly exaggerates Jackson's actions.


3) A .44 would do the job much more neatly.

4) Read his lips. He's singing "Bohemian Rhapsody." Has he no shame?

5) Lead-based paint on the railing. Need I say more?

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bunnerabb
November 22, 2002 12:19 PM

103865

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andydougan
November 22, 2002 9:24 PM

quote:
Throwing my two cents in, I disapprove of the theme of
k_v_k's PIC:

1) It belittles the seriousness of gun violence and child abuse by making it a laughing matter.

2) It can be likened to propaganda because it unjustly exaggerates Jackson's actions.



The picture doesn't appear for me. Is it a kid getting violated by a gun or something?

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kramer_vs_kramer
November 23, 2002 5:47 AM

Someone doctored the photo of Jackson so it looked like he was holding a gun to the kid's head. It was posted on popbitch by someone claiming to be Chris Morris.

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jools
November 23, 2002 9:32 AM

That pic kicked ass.

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ArtemisStrong
November 23, 2002 1:03 PM

I'm sorry to butt in here, but may we get back to how Mr. Jackson smells like asparagus piss?

And not just cause he gleefully dangles infants above certain death.

I know there's lots of reasons I distrust and dislike Mikey, but due to alcohol induced brain damage, I can't quiter remember those reasons... someone please help...

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thealiasmen
November 25, 2002 1:59 PM

"asparagus piss"

Why is that so funny to me? Maybe it's because there's something very disturbing about the thought of my urine taking on such a distinct odor after eating too much asparagus.

Not only that, if my urine DID smell like asparagus, would the odor remind me of Michael Jackson?

Probably.

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JrnymnNate
November 26, 2002 8:15 AM

Silence, you tool.

Micheal Jackson is the funniest dude in the news today. First there was the sony-isn't-promoting-my-crap-music charade, then the court forcing him to take his mask of(kinda like darth vader), and now this. I swear, he's the next Will Wheaton of the internet, only better.

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thealiasmen
November 26, 2002 11:28 AM

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User #16352
November 26, 2002 11:56 AM

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jools
November 26, 2002 1:30 PM

Stud.

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JrnymnNate
November 26, 2002 7:37 PM

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