What if monkeys ruled the world?

What if Jesus had been a midget?

What if wirthling had a body?

What if the Pope went Metal?

Well? What if? The question is your oyster, the your imagination your pearl. Make up your own "what if" question and answer it with a photo. Be sure to include the question in your post, lest your image make no fucking sense whatsoever.

If you're feeling lazy you can answer one of the question above, but I'd prefer to learn the questions and fantasies burning in your collective noggins. Go forth and edit pixels, my children!

What if... I end this contest Monday 12/2? Yeah. That'll be good.

What if Jesus Built my Hot-Rod?

Freakin' carpenters.

I ease my guilty conscience with

punk yuppies

jewish breakdancers

and hippie cops

goodnight.

What if the United States were run by a monkey?

What if Rosie O'Donnell wanted to go into space?

...you mean Dubya isn't a monkey?

Kaddar's pic of the monkey president came close, but I had the same reaction: We do have a monkey for a President. I also liked itsclarks Jesusmobile.

But JrnymnNate wins for making me laugh with his Hippie Cop:

Take it away, Nate.

These D.A.R.E. cops are getting less credible all the time.

Good stuff, Nate.