DRAGON ZERO IQ STARS IN "THE LAST FIFTEEN SECONDS OF LEGALISED HOMOSEXUALITY IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA"

There's nothing Shrub won't do for a big burly oil lobbyist.

"Is this an Australian custom? Sure, I'm game."

George: "Is that a gun in yer pocket or are y' happy to see me?"

Charlton: "Yes."

The former Baywatch star happily agreed to demonstrate CPR techniques on the president late yesterday in front of elementary school children in Washington DC.

"Sorry, I still don't remember you. But you gotta remember, I think I had three sober days back then..."

"Heh, and daddy said being president was boring!"