yeah, you're all dumbasses, but i have one in particular. his name is JP and he's one of my roommates. he's a jesus lover and he takes everything way too seriously because apparently someone stole his sense of humor. here is the story about me and him:
and while we're on the subject of dumbasses, tell me about some you all know. you know, those people that irk the living shit out of you and drive you mad.
he drives really crappy slow too. oh yeah, we also call him "hitler" because his mustache looks like hitler's. it's actually grown in all above the lip, but the edges of it aren't dark, so he looks like he's sporting a hitler 'stache. we tell him to shave it, but he's a little bitch about it.
Hey, I used to have a roommate named JP who was really religious (a creationist, in fact) and maybe took things a little too seriously. I don't think he looked like Hitler, though. And I never saw him get mad at any boxes.
i also think JP is a perv voyeur because i had my girlfriend over the other day and we were going at it downstairs in my room (which unfortunately has no door). all my other roommates left the house, but he decided to stay behind and was telling them all the things he could hear.