Very simple rule: with all the Christmas spirit and whatnot floating around, I want to see some traditional Christmas standards mutilated. Stoner Santa, asparagus nog, a sleigh pulled by eight tiny platypi, whatever. Just take a nice cozy Christmas image and do horrible things to it.

Judging will take place ....let's make it the 20th. And for God's sake, people, post something. Don't make me come over there.

...make that the 30th. Or I will pick someone at random.

Here's my unfunny and half-compliant entry:

Not that I WANT to win; poor chaobell just seems kind of lonely, all by himself on this thread. :-)

*poke*

herself. :)

Did you just poke yourself?

possible source material:

http://home.attbi.com/~sefritz1/s2moon.htm

http://ref7.lib.umbc.edu/lara7/santa/

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*poke*

herself. :)

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If devin wins, I win too, you know, considering.. I made that image.

Here is my entry.

this is old and it shouldn't win.

Well, it got off to a slow start, but things picked up. I'm proud of you.

Although Kaddar's Calvin & Hobbes strip gave me a giggle, it was Fuzzyman's nekkid Santa what made me spit Dr. Pepper on my monitor.

Take it away, Fuzzyman!

I'm pretty sure Santa was already naked before fuzzyman even touched it.

You'd be right about that. I wanted to have a reindeer sniffing his ass but couldn't find a deer in the right position.

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I... couldn't find a deer in the right position.

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