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Davis January 6, 2003 3:45 AM	113305
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dcomposed January 6, 2003 5:26 AM	heh.. anus.
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punkrockskaboy January 6, 2003 3:18 PM	loincloth...ew.
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User #16352 January 7, 2003 11:15 AM	Davis is my last name. Yep, that's right. My name is boinky33 Davis.
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dcomposed January 7, 2003 3:57 PM	I always thought it was Dahmer.
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dcomposed January 7, 2003 3:58 PM	Jeffery Dahmer was a serial killer who killed serial like.
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dcomposed January 7, 2003 3:59 PM	Some say boinky33's real name is Jeffrey.
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dcomposed January 7, 2003 4:00 PM	Well actually I read it on Shape Factory.
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Devin January 7, 2003 11:33 PM	quote: Davis is my last name. Yep, that's right. My name is boinky33 Davis. Your parents are hippies too?
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User #16352 January 8, 2003 10:03 AM	quote: quote: Davis is my last name. Yep, that's right. My name is boinky33 Davis. Your parents are hippies too? Actually, boinky33 is my middle name.
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Buffylavalamp January 8, 2003 11:39 AM	quote: quote: quote: Davis is my last name. Yep, that's right. My name is boinky33 Davis. Your parents are hippies too? Actually, boinky33 is my middle name. Your full name wouldn't be Farnsworth219 boinky33 Davis, would it? I know someone with that name once...
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User #16352 January 10, 2003 10:08 AM	Who?
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Buffylavalamp January 10, 2003 12:35 PM	Ooh! Ooh! Good owl! Can you do a duck?
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User #16352 January 10, 2003 12:44 PM	quote: Ooh! Ooh! Good owl! Can you do a duck? DUCK YOU!
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Buffylavalamp January 10, 2003 1:03 PM	quote: quote: Ooh! Ooh! Good owl! Can you do a duck? DUCK YOU! That would make for interesting spam... "xnoslkXXX HOT Buffy doES IT wITH BarNeyaRD ANImaKLS!!!!OJslnms"
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User #16352 January 10, 2003 1:07 PM	Uh .... okay.
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Buffylavalamp January 10, 2003 3:02 PM	Not that I do it with barnyard animals. I'm just saying, that if I did it with said duck, and it was recorded for posterity, then put online, and someone wanted an obnoxious way to get people to see it, that might be how the title of the spam e-mail would read. I only have do it with cab drivers, so I'll likely only show up on HBO.
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kaufman January 10, 2003 8:37 PM	What if the cab was driven by a duck?
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dcomposed January 10, 2003 8:41 PM	It would be easier to understand what the driver is saying.
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Buffylavalamp January 11, 2003 3:23 AM	Have you ever listened to Donald speak? And speaking of Donald Duck, why is it that he walks around with no pants on, but when he gets out of the shower he wraps a towel around his waist?
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3e January 11, 2003 5:29 AM	That comic was terrible. Only people with an awful sense of humour, or an unhealthy desire for children, does comics like "come and sit on my lap", or "dont tell anyone about our secret". It's NOT FUNNY.
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ArtemisStrong January 11, 2003 6:53 AM	quote: That comic was terrible. Only people with an awful sense of humour, or an unhealthy desire for children, does comics like "come and sit on my lap", or "dont tell anyone about our secret". It's NOT FUNNY. I think this wasn't meant to be funny. I think it's his real-life story. He wrote it the way he lived it... as Jesus getting sexually harassed by Doc.
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Davis
January 11, 2003 7:04 AM

I adapted that strip from the book Jesus: In My Own Words. His inspiring autobiography.

Anyways, chill out, duder. Look at 90% of the comics at this place. They either revolve around kiddy fucking, ass raping, or robots wanting to rape full grown men. If you expect any type of maturity to grow out of a site that lets its bored and slightly mental online community go loose on comic strips, then you must think money grows on trees. And as my mother and father have confirmed, money growing on trees is physically impossible.

But if you didn't like my comic. That's fine, sure I'll have to deal with rejection. But hey, another day, another rejection for me. I'm gonna go cry in my underwear now.

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jes_lawson
January 11, 2003 1:53 PM

As Buffylavalamp raised the issue of Donald Duck, I would respond:

Quackgh! Hraghfaqkwkqwakwa!

Bah! Anyone want to suggest a suitable English translation for the "Donald Duck gets pissed off " sound?

Oh wait, the comic? Sorry! Honest, I thought it was funny. What Doc Brown and Jesus do in their own time is not for me to pay any attention to.

There was a fecking hilarious one with lowpass Jesus with a Star trek theme. I'll find it and post a link...

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evil_d January 11, 2003 2:07 PM	quote: There was a fecking hilarious one with lowpass Jesus with a Star trek theme. I'll find it and post a link... 39571 40297 41232 60439 83008 83015 83016 Distressingly, these mark the only occurrences of the text string "commander riker" in any stripcreator comics.
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Davis January 11, 2003 2:42 PM	I wonder if Jesus finds all this funny, or is furious.
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User #16352 January 11, 2003 2:54 PM	He probably has a list.
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User #16352 January 11, 2003 2:54 PM	And I'm #2 on it.
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jes_lawson January 11, 2003 3:18 PM	Jesus forgives you my son. Them strips there [above] , yeah that's the one! Laughed bread through my nose I did! MRRRM hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm! Ha ha ha! Disagree with Marina Sirtis being the third most useless item on the Enterprise; even with holodecks, Ship's Cum-Receptacle is gonna be an important and well paid gig. Or am I just too drunk now?
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