So I opened up a new account strictly for here, only to discover I can't change my e-mail address in "edit account". Is there anything I'm missing?

You can't change your e-mail address. I suppose this is so that if someone gets hold of and changes your password, you'll still be able to retrieve it via e-mail.

If you REALLY want to change your e-mail address, you can tell Brad and he might be nice enough to change it for you.

Slipping him a bit of a donation wouldn't hurt, either.

Don't take that to mean you have to pay him to get your address changed. There are plenty of good reasons to donate, but that isn't one of them.

I agree. Despite the non-stop references to anal sex, this site is a blast as well as a really interesting concept.

That is a gross generalization. We often pause our references to anal sex in favor of references to masturbating onto biscuits.

My biscuit tastes a bit funny...

That's probably because there's no semen on it.

I can help you with that.