Here's your strips. read 'em...

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The last one's punchline is from Clerks.

I won't tell if you won't tell.

Tell who?

he doesnt know.

I dunno. I think dead people have been humped in things before Clerks.

It shoulda been 37 bottles of cyanide.

"Was it about the time I spat semen in a monkey's face? Well, I'm damned if I'm gonna swallow a monkey's jungle juice..."

- that really cracked me up!

Thanks for the positive feedback, people. Always does me good.

As for the Clerks thing: Well, I am a big fan of the movie, but I didn't intentionally steal from it.

Being honest, I just needed to take Mandy's prattling perversions to the next level. Necrosphilia seemed like the next level.

As a Treat, here:

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