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itsclark
January 21, 2003 10:28 AM

Here's one more reason for me to feel "out of the loop". Apparently there's some big deal reality-based television show about a guy pretending to be rich and a cadre of gold-digging harlots competing for his hand in marriage (I'm getting a little choked up here). What they don't know is, the guy works in construction and only makes about 20 grand a year. Hardy har.

On the face of it, this sounds like an execrable excuse for entertainment. So naturally I'm ripping it off for this comic contest! I want one of your characters to present him or herself as something they isn't. It could be to obtain a promotion, the presidency, a rimjob, or whatever. But since cheaters never prosper, I want the victim(s) of the deception to
see through it. Just give me an example of the world's worst liar, and you can't go wrong.

New comics only. You have until Saturday mid-afternoon SCT. Get out the hip-waders and start shoveling it!

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elijah January 21, 2003 10:54 AM	heres my 1st entry, kind of lame but oh well 118584
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naz_ghul January 21, 2003 10:55 AM	118585 I know it's a cheap shot. I'll post another later.
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User #16352 January 21, 2003 10:59 AM	118583 118586 118588
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User #16352 January 21, 2003 11:08 AM	118590
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User #16352 January 21, 2003 11:21 AM	118596
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UnknownEric January 21, 2003 11:25 AM	118600
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kreftron January 21, 2003 11:26 AM	118599
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naz_ghul January 21, 2003 11:30 AM	118604 Wow. I hadn't realized just how nerdy this comic was until now. Yikes.
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User #16352 January 21, 2003 11:38 AM
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User #16352 January 21, 2003 11:44 AM	Whoops. 118612
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kaufman January 21, 2003 11:52 AM	118617
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boorite January 21, 2003 11:55 AM	This isn't really an entry, because it's true. 118618
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kaufman January 21, 2003 12:01 PM	118622
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TheGovernor January 21, 2003 12:33 PM	118635
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evil_d January 21, 2003 12:51 PM	^ Brilliant.
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boorite January 21, 2003 12:57 PM	118639 118641
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not_Scyess January 21, 2003 1:06 PM	118648
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naz_ghul January 21, 2003 1:25 PM	118652
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kaufman January 21, 2003 1:31 PM	118654
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Buffylavalamp January 21, 2003 1:53 PM	118667
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Mako_Man January 21, 2003 2:09 PM	This competition's in the bag... as long as the links to the other comics strangely malfunction and no one elses posts any comics. 118673
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boorite January 21, 2003 2:59 PM	118693
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Mako_Man January 21, 2003 3:21 PM	118700 ... It's not real life though... I swear...
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kreftron January 21, 2003 4:25 PM	118724
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naz_ghul January 21, 2003 4:46 PM	118682 I don't think I'm coming up with terribly funny ideas for this contest. Bugger.
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NeoVid January 21, 2003 5:07 PM	118745
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Trippingbillee January 21, 2003 6:13 PM	118765
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ArtemisStrong January 21, 2003 7:44 PM	118791
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Mako_Man January 21, 2003 8:13 PM	Must... win... at all costs.... even if I post worthless junk... 118795
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elijah January 21, 2003 8:36 PM	118798
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ladyjdotnet January 21, 2003 8:37 PM	A couple of these are brilliant. I can't compete.
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umfumdisi January 21, 2003 9:25 PM	I agree that The Governor's strip (#118635 above) is brilliant. It should win this competition easily. Still, here's my humble offering... 118804 Also, The Governor's strip inspired me to create this: 118812 Hope you like it, guv. Course, it only makes sense if you've seen or heard of "Fight Club."
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bonwag January 21, 2003 11:33 PM	... or the Monty Python 'Bruces Sketch' 118838
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lara7 January 22, 2003 12:22 AM	yes, it's a cheap shot. but its true. and the irony is, if he meant it, he'll never see this, thus proving I'm correct in my supposition that it was a ploy. 118825 background for noobs or folks that weren't paying attention: http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=65260forum=7 http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=76202forum=7
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Buffylavalamp January 22, 2003 12:47 AM	For shame, ObiJo! Anyway... 118847 118849 118851 118852
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kaufman January 22, 2003 7:59 AM	Pardon the adaptation ... 118891
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Namgubed January 22, 2003 9:27 AM	118907
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kaufman January 22, 2003 9:48 AM	Another case of the title wagging the comic ... 118921
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kaufman January 22, 2003 10:54 AM	118941
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maddog00 January 22, 2003 12:39 PM	118963
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fuzzyman January 22, 2003 4:27 PM	As Rod Stewart sang... "Urine my heart, urine my soul, urine my breath 'till I grow old..." Ew.
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illyanadmc January 22, 2003 10:28 PM	okay, this is my first post ever in these forums! this is also my first day creating comics, so cut me some slack if it sucks. i actually made this before i found out about the competition, so it might not be exactly what you're looking for. 119125
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jes_lawson
January 23, 2003 2:44 AM

Not that this entry will win but my mother always said "The best way not to win is not to enter" and I intend to prove that a scurrilous lie in itself.

Besides, naz_ghul's "Self-Referential Syntax" one was GENIUS and would get my immediate 1st place award, were I the judge :)

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For more information about the life of Jeffrey Archer, the man who coined the phrase "sleaze" in British Politics, go here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/archer/article/0,2763,523208,00.html

Should tell you all you need to know about the lying sack of shit.

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jes_lawson
January 23, 2003 2:44 AM

Not that this entry will win but my mother always said "The best way not to win is not to enter" and I intend to prove that a scurrilous lie in itself.

Besides, naz_ghul's "Self-Referential Syntax" one was GENIUS and would get my immediate 1st place award, were I the judge :)

119154

For more information about the life of Jeffrey Archer, the man who coined the phrase "sleaze" in British Politics, go here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/archer/article/0,2763,523208,00.html

Should tell you all you need to know about the lying sack of shit.

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jes_lawson
January 23, 2003 2:45 AM

Not that this entry will win but my mother always said "The best way not to win is not to enter" and I intend to prove that a scurrilous lie in itself.

Besides, naz_ghul's "Self-Referential Syntax" one was GENIUS and would get my immediate 1st place award, were I the judge :)

119154

For more information about the life of Jeffrey Archer, the man who coined the phrase "sleaze" in British Politics, go here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/archer/article/0,2763,523208,00.html

Should tell you all you need to know about the lying sack of shit.

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jes_lawson
January 23, 2003 2:46 AM

Not that this entry will win but my mother always said "The best way not to win is not to enter" and I intend to prove that a scurrilous lie in itself.

Besides, naz_ghul's "Self-Referential Syntax" one was GENIUS and would get my immediate 1st place award, were I the judge :)

119154

For more information about the life of Jeffrey Archer, the man who coined the phrase "sleaze" in British Politics, go here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/archer/article/0,2763,523208,00.html

Should tell you all you need to know about the lying sack of shit.

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jes_lawson
January 23, 2003 2:46 AM

Not that this entry will win but my mother always said "The best way not to win is not to enter" and I intend to prove that a scurrilous lie in itself.

Besides, naz_ghul's "Self-Referential Syntax" one was GENIUS and would get my immediate 1st place award, were I the judge :)

119154

For more information about the life of Jeffrey Archer, the man who coined the phrase "sleaze" in British Politics, go here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/archer/article/0,2763,523208,00.html

Should tell you all you need to know about the lying sack of shit.

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jes_lawson January 23, 2003 2:52 AM	Gah! Why does Stripcreator hate me so? No wait, it's my browser... Sincere apologies for the multiple postings, people, I'm away to get Netscape installed...
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kaufman January 23, 2003 7:15 AM	119191
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