my mom says my comics are cool...

If I am a sell out, I refer to 'hooker with a penis', and if I'm not a sell out, well... um, let's just say I am so I can be all like: I'm like tool, I sold out before you even heard of me. 'Cus though Uberboy is cool, Tool is cooler.

You need more fart jokes:

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But then again, doesn't everybody. ;-)