hello turd burglars i have decided to repost the very best of longdongsilver with insightful annotations
did i mention i am a brilliant genius ??????
i am funny in the way hitler was funny (aka very funny !!!!!!) !!!!!!
92455 - at the time it was in fashion to insult punkrockskaboy because 1 benn makk was doing it and 2 punkrockskaboy is dumber than a sloppy uncircumsised penis !!!!!! i was accused of being benn makk and of imitating benn makk though i clearly was not because i write in all lower case and benn makk writes in a strange mixture of upper and lower case and because benn makks penis was (and is !!!!!!) much larger than mine
92464 - i think the punchline of this comic is very original and clever
92465 - here i have perfectly captured punkrockskaboys prevalent attitude as well as his tragic ritalin addiction ... note the messenger here is me in one of my earliest roles
92469 - i am impressed with my ability to tell a whole epic story in three panels just like that short cuts guy
92472 - i do not think in real life punkrockskaboy knows what 'solipsism' means
92496 - i am still waiting for your reply honey
92520 - i do not recall ever ripping off space moose
92795 - i did not spell eupheism right
92797 - this comic addresses a pressing social concern with a tender and loving heart worthy of punkrockskaboy or someone who is not a dumbass
93027 - this is a stunningly perfect portrayal of boinky33
93029 - benn makk was not funny for the period during which this strip was authored
95401 - this is unofficially the first of my classic dongnotes ... it prompted an unjustified attack on my from stripcreator vassago_offspring (no i have never heard of this douche either)
95402 - my attempt to appeal to the plebeian masses of stripcreator by using their style of humor (albeit in my own masterful way)
95403 - i forgot to include one
95441 - this is in reference to some comment someone made on the forums about something
95444 - dont feel bad im not actually black
95615 - my response to vassago_offspring ... note i am like the cicero the elder of modern literature
95616 - seriously why ?????
97552 - meaning i masturbate on them
97555 - boorite put this comic in his profile and signature so i guess i am honored that he took my advice to heart
98363 - brad said something like this in irc ... many people have accused me of being a troll but really i am making SERIOUS LITERATURE !!!!!!
98366 - the beatles are okay but theyre not that good and john lennon can suck my ass from the grave but george harrison was a handsome man and i (a clear heterosexual no less !!!!!!!) am not afraid to say it and penny lane eleanor rigby come together and hey jew are some kickass beats
98369 - here i have juxtaposed some typical benn makk with an ancient japanese haiku which i found particularly lovely for an ironic commentary on the modern stripcreator and by extension human nature itself
98371 - clearly a statement on my complex relationship with my hero benn makk
98388 - i saw andydougan at a kkk rally once (i cannot back that claim up though so please do not take me to court for libel) ... he was looking all around like he is in this strip i believe he is either paranoid or attempting to evade a large bird of some kind (perhaps a falcon ?????)
101387 - i am tight with brad
101759 - trust me if you have read how to read and why or if you have blood meridian or if you have read both this strip is hilarious
101900 - likewise if you have read siddhartha this strip is hilarious
102153 - before i wrote this strip bunnerabb tried to pick a fight with me in the forums but i (being the bigger man) would not have it ... as you can see here i ended things with love not hate
104634 - here i try to settle things with bedlam with love but he wont have it (unlike bunnerabb who is just raging for dick)
104751 - note this is not actually one of the worlds greatest comics
106084 - i thought my use of popular vernacular would draw in a larger crowd but i guess i was wrong
107398 - he assassinates the protestor for money (dirty money !!!!!!)
this sure has been a magical journey with you through my greatest aesthetic achievments but no im sorry if you want to suck my dick youll have to get in line
good night !!!!!!!