Boogers am yummy. Nobody cares. You'll be back, loser. All your base are belong to us. Boots, baby! you know you love this video. ART IS BANNED. Sorry your m***b*** was replaced. Spam now wins. Fook mah pook. A muherfurce is yu. Envelop is not a word. Dit is a word. Burnt toast is meme! s********** sucks co ck. Bush is Hitler. Bert is Evil.

And if you don't like my comics, then you like Goatse. Which would you rather like, some hee-larious comics or a really wide a$$h0le?

Dammit! That was supposed to say "Diy is a word", not "Dit is a word". I apologize for any head-malleting this may not have caused.

Oops. My friend forgot to mention that he is the best adolescent cocksucker ever. And huge motherfucking nipple rings too. What a dumbass my friend is.

Your comics seem to be oriented to whatever waste-of-time multi-user nerd game you seem to have dedicated your entire life to playing and/or posting messages to.

Looking past that, your comics weren't all that bad. Some were funny, usually in the "nearly random but coherent enough to deftly point out its own randomness humorously" sort of way. Some were bad, mostly in the "this comic is random and therefore doesn't make any sense and things that don't make any sense are always funny, right? RIGHT?"

No.

But you deserve full credits for the quote: "I will kill you - in the ASS!" If indeed you were the first to use it.

So old I need to cry.

PHUCK MAH BHUTLOUDE.

Thank you for your inputs. Unfortunately I may not take them a lot, as I am queer. It is recomended that if you dislike "random=funny" comics, then you ignore any my comic with the lord "word" in it.