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duckass
March 2, 2003 2:51 PM

not like the crap and swearing you get on here which is supposed to be humorous... since when has - you are santa... 2 scences later... fuckwit.. been funny??

READ!!
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=duckass

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Buffylavalamp
March 2, 2003 2:57 PM

If I may suggest a dictionary, because "funny" doesn't mean what you seem to think it does.

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Devin
March 2, 2003 3:35 PM

I give the comics an "eh."

Unfortunately, it seems to me that your comics are similar to those that you're complaining about, but minus the cussing.

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El_Cid
March 2, 2003 3:59 PM

lol
I laughed at the not funniness of these comix.

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duckass
March 3, 2003 1:27 PM

okay maybe i sounded kinda big headed.. cept your comics aint nothin to write home about... since when has mooo moo moo.. been funny buffylavalamp?

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not_Scyess
March 3, 2003 4:12 PM

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Male 14, leeds UK....
That pretty much says it all. Your comics were pretty awful.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
March 3, 2003 5:07 PM

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Male 14, leeds UK....
That pretty much says it all. Your comics were pretty awful.

Id second this , but i dont feel its an adequate enough condemnation of how shit those comics are.

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Buffylavalamp
March 4, 2003 4:13 AM

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okay maybe i sounded kinda big headed.. cept your comics aint nothin to write home about... since when has mooo moo moo.. been funny buffylavalamp?
Never claimed it was.

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kramer_vs_kramer
March 4, 2003 4:13 AM

Check out my hilarious new comic!

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duckass
March 4, 2003 2:43 PM

ARGH!!! you critisice my comicsyet yours aint up to much either... you stupid hypocrites.. and stop stereotypin..... you people suck...

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TheGovernor
March 4, 2003 5:21 PM

Since you posted in read my damn comics, you can't honestly be surprised when people turn around and tell you the truth, take your ego hat off for a moment and have a look objectively at them, they aren’t the great masterful strokes of genius you believe them to be; your main problem seems to be punchlines, or rather lack there of, there's other faults (some are too wordy, try to explain the joke for the reader, some simply don’t make sense, and others are simply just plain not funny)
Im sure in your mind the idea's are hilarious, its just you are losing something in the translation, and the end result is not ace. Before you make another have a think about what you are trying to convey, and read through it a few times before pressing the save button, think about how youve worded things, and what improvements you could make, as theres no harm in changing things at the last moment.

And for the sake of humanity or at least your english teacher, 'to' and 'too' are "two" different words

Humbug.

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joshw
March 4, 2003 6:40 PM

Heh heh...This dumbass reminds me of me when I first arrived here at sc.com, only it was me against Drexle and Crabby not me against EVERYONE.

Just take my advice, duckass

My car broke down.

Remember what I told you.

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Buffylavalamp
March 4, 2003 6:45 PM

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ARGH!!! you critisice my comicsyet yours aint up to much either... you stupid hypocrites.. and stop stereotypin..... you people suck...
Actually, we'd be hypocritical if we claimed to be funny too.

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Bargaintuan
March 4, 2003 9:50 PM

I claim to be funny.

Well, funny looking...

Anyway, people have told me that my comics do not suck, and are even reasonably funny, and silly me, I believe them. I'd believe them if they said otherwise, too, but then I'd probably go sit in a corner and cry instead of resorting to insults. That's just the kind of wuss I am.

Anyway, the energy spent hurling insults, and making people even less likely to actually read you comics -- which is, after all, what this site is all about -- could be put to better use by actually trying to improve you comic writing abilities. And yes, I made that sentence overly complex on purpose.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that there are jokes in most of your comics, they just aren't being told very well yet. Remember, everyone can use improvement, and you can't expect to simply hop onto the site a start churning out masterworks. Like anything worthwhile, it takes effort.

So now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

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BrowneYe
March 5, 2003 3:50 AM

I didnt really like your comics, they just were not at all amusing to me.

cheese is good

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not_Scyess
March 5, 2003 6:53 AM

We should have Brad make a back-up copy of this thread, and when some newbie with lousy comics posts in RMDC, we can just paste a copy of this conversation -- substituting the newb's name for "duckass" -- since what will ensue will invariably be the same thing anyway. At least this way we can save ourselves the typing.

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kramer_vs_kramer
March 5, 2003 6:57 AM

Plus everyone will get to see my hilarious comic.

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PhreakyChinchilla
March 5, 2003 7:57 AM

And I thought my comics were bad.

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punkrockskaboy
March 5, 2003 1:52 PM

I'm funny. Right guys?.....

Guys?

Guys?

Shit. Well..I am in a lot of favorites...that is good. Right?

Guys?

DAMMIT!

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duckass
March 7, 2003 2:35 PM

okay thats the last time i post a message on the forum.....

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Buffylavalamp
March 8, 2003 8:11 AM

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okay thats the last time i post a message on the forum.....
There's nothing wrong with posting, but if you come in bragging about how funny you are, you're going to get a bucket of reality dropped on you.

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Devin
March 8, 2003 12:04 PM

Well, I would argue that while being a bit overconfident is a turn-off for people, if his comics had been INCREDIBLY funny, we still would've said so.

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MaxPayne
March 27, 2003 10:46 PM

and lashing out busting on reg's comics won't get you anywhere either. buffy's got more comic talent in one eyelash than you've got in your entire body, you fuckwit. and yes, I am santa.

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MaxPayne
March 27, 2003 10:50 PM

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MaxPayne
March 27, 2003 10:52 PM

Here's an especially bad example. Should have titled this "Punsolute".
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MaxPayne
March 27, 2003 10:59 PM

Also, you're a racist. Note the "big lip" comment. On top of your complete lack of humor & talent AND your biggoted worldview, you couldn't spell if an English professor put a 9mm to your head. Do us all a favor and go put your toe on a trigger somewhere.
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Racists make me want to vomit.

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MaxPayne
March 27, 2003 11:02 PM

quote:
not like the crap and swearing you get on here which is supposed to be humorous... since when has - you are santa... 2 scences later... fuckwit.. been funny??
What was all that about "not like the crap and swearing..." he was spewing?
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PhreakyChinchilla
March 28, 2003 6:15 AM

HE ATE FIVE CHINCHILLAS? (going back to that comic)

"I'LL GET THE ROPE." (From the Salsa commercial)

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kramer_vs_kramer
March 28, 2003 7:29 AM

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Also, you're a racist. Note the "big lip" comment.

Why is he a racist? Rio Ferdinand HAS a big lip. Is stating facts racist now?

quote:
On top of your complete lack of humor & talent AND your biggoted worldview, you couldn't spell if an English professor put a 9mm to your head.

Ahem

Anyway. Why did you feel the need to drag up a three week old thread?

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Devin
March 28, 2003 8:10 AM

Agreed.

Calm down, Max. You made five posts on the same thread in one day!

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User #16352
March 28, 2003 8:11 AM

Uh, Devin.

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MaxPayne
March 28, 2003 9:35 AM

I was just bored

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Devin
March 28, 2003 11:15 AM

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Uh, Devin.
No, boinky, for the last time, I will NOT be your gay bandit!

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MaxPayne
March 28, 2003 12:24 PM

Yeah, Devi's spoken foor so STAY AWAY from my man!

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User #16352
March 28, 2003 2:26 PM

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Yeah, Devi's spoken foor so STAY AWAY from my man!

Who the hell is Devi?

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MaxPayne
March 28, 2003 4:42 PM

It's Devi->N<-'s evil twin, Grammatically Challenged Devi. His comics suck almost as bad as mine.

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