"Moran's" is where all the trendy people go shopping for brains these days. You should definitely go there.

At least he spelled U.S.A. correctly.

And once again the Moran family sparks outrage amongst the Major League Baseball fanbase.

The reaction to Disney's latest sequel, Honey, I shrunk the "I" in My Last Name, ranged from tepid to downright hostile.

Shame:

1 a : a painful emotion caused by consciousness of guilt, shortcoming, or impropriety b : the susceptibility to such emotion

2 : a condition of humiliating disgrace or disrepute

3 : That guy.

"Why is ever-one laughin' at muh witty and sophisti-ketid political statement?"

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At least he spelled U.S.A. correctly.

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"This was posted on every telephone pole in the city.

Needless to say, the mayor, Bob Morans, was livid."

"Of course, his opponent, Stacy Usa, was ecstatic."

Steve Moran's brain concession was no match for little Cathy's "Free Ritalin" offer, and he soon just packed it in and went back to selling homecooked methedrine.

Recently, I was hear to say that the US government is the best propaganda machine in the world. Evidently, the Chicago Cubs took that as a challenge.

The Further Adventures of Joe Dirt.

1) Well, crap! He's got me convinced! USA IS #1! WOOO!

2) Why couldn't the picture have been of that girl in the bottom right corner? I wouldn't mind getting HER brain, if ya know what I mean! Rrrrowr!