For lack of better things to do, I am posting my sk8terwhore series, which starts right to the left of the elephant in tie-dye. If you don't know who and what this is parodying then you are a. an idiot and b. have been living under a bigger rock than I. Enjoy. Or make fun of it. I don't really care. Although I will come for you in the nig-ht-t-t. . .