134276 by Max Payne
134297 by evil_d
134301 by Big Evil Dan
134303 by dcomposed
134320 by Zegota
134322 by Kajun Firefly
134335 by jes lawson
134344 by alienpantsyndrome
134422 by kaufman
134643 by not_Scyess
134778 by Unknown eric
134802 by thegovernor
134926 by fuzzyman
134940 by mmyers
134958 by JrnymnNate

MaxPayne tagged himself with a laser.
evil_d didn't write anything clever after his name.
Big Evil Dan contains 11 secret herbs and spices.
dcomposed is better than MaxPayne
Zegota made a comic
Kajun Firefly refused take the bait
jes_lawson confounded scientists for years
alienpantsyndrome just made matters worse
boinky33 Was smart enough to jump ship
kaufman did something or other
not_Scyess is certainly not you-know-who
UnknownEric didn't advance the plot in any way
TheGovernor shot the sheriff, but did not shoot the deputy
fuzzyman is high on Nyquil
mmyers is strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
JrnymnNate is recomended by 2 out of 5 doctors.
Kevin Keegans Perm

This comic has sucked from strip #1. It should be put to sleep, not continued from some hopeless idea that the puerile fighting was the only thing ruining it.

I don't see that this story is any more disjointed and uneven than every serial comic before it. If people want to continue it, let them. We're at the end of the list now anyway.

Yeah, i think i just needed a cause to get behind. I did have a couple chuckles from it, at least. Out of curosity, what happens to these things after everyone has had a turn? Is that it? It ends?

I think Bruce McCullough from Kid's in the Hall said it best when he said "Love is like taking your dog out to the desert, prying her teeth out with pliers, then shooting her with a gun that you and she built together.' Or something like that. Let's put a bullet in this sad, sad serial comic.

And me without my sniper rifle... *sigh*

Don't worry, I always carry a spare.

Comic in the Wind by mmyers

Goodbye Serial Comic 8
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Second verse by kaufman ...

Loneliness was tough,
Toughest role you ever played,
But it belongs in Comic Contest 179,
That's two threads down,
Don't you even look at what thread you're posting in?
How could you be so stupid? STUPID! STUPID!

Uh, where was I?
Oh yeah,
It seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

135454

(is that the end now?)

Final verse!

Ooh boy's cheeky girls
Ooh girl's cheeky boys
Ooh boy's cheeky girls
Ooh girl's cheeky boys

never ever ask
where do you go

never ever ask
what do you do

never ever ask
whats in your mind

never ever ask
if you'l be mine

don't ask why
don't be shy
touch my bum
this is life

we are the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls

you are the cheeky boys
you are the cheeky boys

mmm cheeky cheeky

come and join the cheeky club
this is what you want
come and sing the cheeky song
our cheeky cheeky song ( oo )

come and join the cheeky club
this is what you want
come and sing the cheeky song
our cheeky cheeky song ( oo )

don't ask why
don't be shy
touch my bum
this is life

we are the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls

you are the cheeky boys
you are the cheeky boys

cheeky cheeky

Zegota , im going to kill you for posting those lyrics.

Id like to justify why im doing that, but i think its obvious.

Ooh, ooh, I wanna play too:

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity.

At 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows (fool)
And I've been milking and plowing so long
That even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone.

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699.

We've been spending most all lives living in an Amish Paradise.
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish Paradise.
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish Paradise.
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish Paradise.