but for how much longer? Elections on Sunday in Belgium, let's give this bloke a fond farewell.

~\ "In Luxembourg they loved the governor..." /~

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Though they could overlook his constant waffling, the Belgians just couldn't stand a Prime Minister resembling the bastard lovechild of Elton John and David Letterman.

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The PM leaves for exile in Andorra after "The Waffle-Iron Incident."

Looks like he's banking on the sympathy vote. The first weekend after the election, he'll be seen playing tennis with the Minister of Finance.

(Ripping off Umfumdisi)...
"I would just like the voting public to know that under my policies, per capita waffle consumption has increased nearly 14%."

"Ah would like to thank ze Belgian publique for standing by me when I tried to punch out boorite for saying zat Belgium does not exist, and then taking me to ze hospital afterwards when ah broke mah fist on his beer bottle. Ze overpriced chocolates and very strong yet pissy tatsing beer is on moi!"

Michael Jackson's latest cosmetic surgery failed to achieve the desired results.