There's been a lot of back and forth about whose comics suck. While there's a lot of evidence on all sides of these arguments, I think I can settle the issue by showing you all what shit comics truly are.

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Cryptic inside joke, check. Bad rhyme, check. Funny.... WAIT, WHERE'S THE FUNNY?

Let's see if making a strip with an unfunny joke becomes funny if we say it's unfunny right in the strip itself.

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Hmmm, nope.

Some unfunny strips are made specially for Comics Contests. Does this make them less unfunny?

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Sadly, no.

Less is more. Is it more funny? Let's find out:

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The answer: No.

Some formulae are so worn out that merely repeating them is cause for hilarity. But not this one:

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Is Dilbert funny?

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Not this time.

Actually, BigEvilDan's "elephant man" quip was funny, but you had to be there.

The first two were funny as hell, and the rest weren't half as bad as some of the shite I've decided to keep despite being a donor.

I just read your latest strips with the elephants and the alien. Fuckin' genius man!

Innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnncredible!

*dies*

Before this thread, I hadn't realised how awful boorite's comics really are. He's coming off my favourites.