
The "gallery" is an aesthetic Hell, but this grimacing, spunk-encrusted old butt pirate takes the cordon bleu.
Oh, and Gabe, you wanted boobs?

As the old saying goes, careful what you wish for, because you might see this picture and have to gouge out your eyes with a pen knife. At least they didn't snap this hideous tableau when the baby was in the act of nursing.
God, I've never seen such a pathetic gaggle of middle-aged ass jockeys.