As my optometrist would say, "Better one? Better two?"
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would have been funnier if the the second comic had ended with "lesbian" being replaced by "heterosexual".

I concur.

Maybe even, "It's just that your boobs are so big I'm starting to feel like a heterosexual."

yeah, i thought of that line and kicked it around too much and decided to go with something slightly less obvious (and I guess less funny).