They should fight to the death and both lose.

I say we make this a championship tag team handicap hardcore cage ladder
match-- with cheese!

hey hey hey - leave me out of it

Oh, please. Bargaintuan can beat Devin any day of the week. Even with his hands duct taped behind his back, and little pieces of duct tape on his eyes. And Devin can have a spear even.

And a machine gun, and a radio to call in a tactical nuclear strike, Barg would still win.

Because Devin sucks.

It's no mystery