Don't ask people to ask... You get the weirdest questions...
1. You a top or a bottom?
2. Is it through bleeding yet?
3. Do you have to keep making that repulsive sound with your spleen?
4. Does it always do that when you thump it?
5. If the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the other two sides, why is a mouse when it spins?
...and that's just the beginning...