but I've been gone for a while, and now it seems like I've been kicked out of what I feel is the best part of the site (the contests). Well, not kicked, more like, "excluded". *Sigh* It's like middle school all over again.

Ah well, here a few recent ones that may garner a chuckle:

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155177

and two older ones that I like but nobody has ever seen:

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110514

Thank you, and good night.

I stopped reading after you made fun of country music, ass.

Aw shucks, that one was my favorite :-P