So I found this site, and immediately I thought: Hmm, perhaps if I make my own insanely idiotic attempt at being even moderately funny, not only would I have a good time, people would enjoy reading it also.
However, I soon found out that, quite frankly, no one gives a damn. Nonetheless, I shall hereby spam my own comic--"Nonsense, You Crazy Bastard!"--and ask that someone--anyone--please, for the sake of my own self-satisfaction, read it.
Please.
...please?