The planet of Craptonia unveils its new "Great Explorers" postage stamp.

After setting up several binary decryption algorithms, NASA discovered that the secret message in the circular area read: "Hillbillies with lawnmowers rool, ok!"

O.K. -- we get it. New Nabisco Wheat Crackers are "out of this world". Real original.

--Fearing pirating of The new Bjork Album, the RIAA developed a new delivery format guaranteed to foil would be pirates and casual copies alike.

"Shit! I had my automatic harvester set to 'Draw alien picture'!"

When will Michael Jackson end his shameless self-promotion?

"You are such a fucking show-off, N'bitxil!"

More proof to the theory that aliens invented hay.

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