Okay, here's where I take existing strips and make them funny by altering the third panel. Keep in mind that, to me, funny means dick jokes.

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Actually, probably not dick jokes so much as just mentioning dicks.

My parents suck

I just got on the comp and now I have to go to bed

I only had time to do 2 comics

This just in: That was completely irrelevant

This just in: who the hell are you?

This just in: How the hell did my rating drop from five stars?

Yay!!!

My 50th comic!

This, also, would be irrelevant

And your rating droped because more people voted

And they voted low

This Just In: If you're really concerned about how many stars you have, you need sex!

I myself am unconcerned with the... Three???? Fucking Three stars???

What the FUCK!!! My comics are WAY funnier than that! How dare those cocksuckers only give me THREE STARS!!!

Shit... I need sex, too!

I have one blue star and four gray stars. This tells me that I make shite comics about the Union, but outstanding comics about the Confederacy.

I don't get your comics though :(