AND THE SECRET IS...............
(Oldbies start pelting me with rotten fruit to stop me from telling everyone the secret to their downfall)
DON'T WORRY, I'M STILL ALIVE! THE SECRET IS....................
(Oldbies start panicking about now)
IT IS.........................
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........... *dies*