Erm...the pædo priest bit has been done quite a bit on here :/
These are the only two i really liked:
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Maybe it's just me, but i found this one funny cos i wasn't expecting the punchline 'besides, dude you live in a trailer.'
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I just liked this one for the 'Wait a Damn Minute! Violets are Fucking Purple, not blue!' bit. :/ :)
Oh and PC SpeakerPhones is a great name for a band :Þ