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plus more in my continuing saga

i am so cool. it is tough being so cool. people always come up to me and ask me "geez, WHELTON, how can I be at least half as cool as you?!?" but it's just not something that I can teach. It would be like asking Pavarotti how to sing like that. I wish I could bestow some of my infinite coolness upon the eager masses.. truly. But, it is a gift for me and me alone. It is my blessing and my burden.

ok I'll shut up now.

The comic's actually pretty good.

The urinal cakes joke is a bit of an old one isn't it?

It's a good one, tho.

DO NOT EAT THE BIG WHITE MINT

I don't know why, cause it sucks, but Roadhouse is one of the only Patrick Swayze movies I like!